Dumb things you did as a kid

Yes, I am copying Overgrow.com but I dont care. Okay,

November 2004 (Age 14) I started chucking stuff at cars off a highway bridge. Sticks not big ones or twigs inbetween. I grabbed a mustard bottle and took the whole cap off chucked it down waited a good 10 seconds and just let all the mustard hit shit below. Me and my friend would do this alot and people caught on. Now this bridge is on the this trail NO CARS CAN DRIVE ON IT, we started to walk away when an undercover cop drives up I was like oooh shit. So after alot of yelling he said get in the car I said 'no and walked away' he runs after me and goes 'were the mother fucking police get in the car' 'I was like fine' I knew he was a cop the whole time though. So he drives to my friends house first and whoah dumbass fucking pig acts all nice now not swearing or anything He said 'your friend and son were chucking rocks off the bridge WTF stupid cop lying again so I was like 'why are you lying I wasnt chucking rocks' and he goes shut it potatoe head okay who the fuck says that. And he drove me home and said teach your son some manners not to talk when im talkin' I was pissed at this point but I kept shut.

4th grade: I started to bring a pocket blade thing to school never got in troulbe though.

fuck the police... yeah i dunno, besides basic halloween pranks

In kindergarten i cut all my school uniform to pieces like literally shreds, and when I got home my mom was like WTF!!!!#@!#@!#@!#@

and I just said



"I fell"

sounds really bad now but when i was like 11 i was with some mates playin around near the train tracks and anyway some older boys off my estate told us to get a scoffold pole and we dropped it off the bridge onto the lines and connected the rail, its called Thunder & lightning cos there is a massive flash and fucking loud noise anyway its well dangerous and if a train was near us it could have derailed it, the old bill nicked the older boys and took us youngsters home, i got in serious shit and the older lads had to go court and everythin -

I got in alot of trouble in elemantry school..
"fuck you" "fuck" "bitch" "shit" "stupid jew"
awesome.

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sounds really bad now but when i was like 11 i was with some mates playin around near the train tracks and anyway some older boys off my estate told us to get a scoffold pole and we dropped it off the bridge onto the lines and connected the rail, its called Thunder & lightning cos there is a massive flash and fucking loud noise anyway its well dangerous and if a train was near us it could have derailed it, the old bill nicked the older boys and took us youngsters home, i got in serious shit and the older lads had to go court and everythin -

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not kool dude, 7 people died in my town from a derailed train

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not kool dude, 7 people died in my town from a derailed train

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like i said sounds bad now im not proud of it now but i was a little fucker then!! you dont think of the consequences at that age!

when i was in 6th grade i was stealin food in the cafeteria fridge, and then i was exhangin all what me and my friend stole for weed (that girl's dad was growin and she was stealin a lot of weed to his dad...)

then my friend dropped the weed and the teacher saw it

police came at school and we all had trouble


good times lol

When I was young maybe 4th or 5th grade.

I put liquid mercury (a lot) in mouth and swished it around and lived to tell the tale.

I did this like three or four times cause I thought it felt cool in my mouth.

Mercury is HIGHLY toxic and definitely would have killed me if I had swallowed even a tiny amount.

Now I know why they don't use it in thermometers any more.

oh thats why u became like this!






















lol jk