Most fucked up night ever, read this shit and see what im talkin about

alright heres how this fuckin horrible night starts right. me and a couple of my buddies are at our friends house. and fuckin wer smokin right. an wer smokin in this van out side this kids house like 60 feet away from his front door. kinda stupid yeah but i dono we wer fucked. so my buddies mom comes out and starts calling his name "Aj?Aj?" then she looks to the van. and sees us and then opens the door and tells us everyone out everyones goin home. so we all get outta the car when his mom goes inside to tell her husband. and fuckin then we all flip out and decide wer fucked adn try to think of ways to get outta here. some of us wanted to run home and then some of us kenw we couldnt escape. so we get into his moms taurus all 5 of us. one of my buddies houses was down the road. so we all get outta the car and his mom walks up to my first friends door. and convieniently his parents wer right in his living room? so fuckin his dad comes to the door and is just like thanks it wont happen again. and then its 4 of us headin towards the other side of town. durin this my friends mom isaskin if my prents are home an i tell her ther out for the weekend and comuin home tommoeow. so she buys it. an the kids mom calls my friend kyles parents, and me and my friend kyle are tellin her we didnt smoke cause i never been caught before. and so his mom tells kyles mom and kyles mom says he can sleep at bens house tonight (the other kid in the car) so we end up at bens house and he says no ones home. they get outta the car and back outta his driveway. the whole time im tryin to convince this lady i wasn smokng. and so we get back to my rfiend ajs house just me and him cause im stayin at his house tonight. so we get back to his house and his dad comes down stairs and tells aj to get all the beer cans out from under his bed. and so he does. then his younger sister whos coola s shit comes in and starts talkin to us. and we tell her to tell ajs mom that i didnt smoke and my dad will jkick my ass seriously. and i mean im not lyin about the kick ym ass thing cause my dads kinda a big guy and he wouldnt fuckin flip. and durin this time she was tellin us she took the weed that aj had in his room and she hid it for him. so fuckin then his mom comes down stairs adn tells us that bens mom was home cause she called. and wer like oh. and then ajs parents go to sleep. and of course we left a mini bong, and 2 sherlock bubblers, and a sidecar bubbler out in my friends bronco. so ajs sister goes out and gets the pieces and puts them in a towel after emptying them out. then she comes downstars and gives them to us. and aj goes upstairs to hide them. and he was hiding them up in the ceiling and the towel unflolds and all of them fall out. and im on this pc talkin to people n shit right and i hear the breaking and im like fuck. so he runs in here adn says he dropped everything and im like fuck dude thats like 300 bucks down the drain. so wer like fuck, and he pickes them up and it turns out that my bubbler a sherlockw as the only one to surive. so im stoked right but still pissed cause evreything else was broken like everyone elses shit. an so all the pieces of the pieces are now in a huge pretzel bag sittin next to me. so basically im not fuckin sleepiong tonight cause i gotta call my mom in the morning and tell her that i wasnt smoking and that i lied to ajs parents cause i didnt want to get my ass kicked by my dad. and i think that shell be mad but ill convince her i didnt smoke. and im not fuckin smokin for a while. aj has to go to work with his dad tommorow and cant get his license when hes 16 which is like in 2 months. and max cant hang out with any of us, hes getin drug tested often, gettin no liscense and his parents are pissed. ben however, well his mom is like 65 and his dad is i think 78, so ther not that smart. he told her that he wasnt smoking and she just said okay and he got off without any punishment. kyle is probably the most fucked. kyle is currently 16 and a half and doesnt have his liscense because of school grades and gettinn caught so much. and today kyle got off being grounded for steaing his moms car and driving it to bens house, when ben wasnt even home cause he needed a lighter to smoke. and bens dad called kyles mom and kyle is pretty much grounded all summer. and that ended today. and i guess it just fuckin started again. cause he still wont be able to get a liscense for a longer time now.and im gonnat ry to lie my way outta this one. and when ajs mom askjs me why i lied im gonna gtell her taht i just didnt want to get my ass kicked by my dad cause nicole said that her mom will feel like sympathetic and stuff. so she may not even tell my mom. thank god my fucking dad works durin the day tho, cause tommorow morning ajs mom is gonna call around 8 and my mom will pick up. but fuckin a im gonna get beaten. my brother is 18 an has gotten acught with the cops like 4 times. so my dad told me if i ever get into the shit than hes gonna kick my ass and he wont hesitate like he did on my brother. so hopefully if they believe me then im all set. but i dono, if my parents dont, then im fucking fucked. and i got a girlfriend too so. although i dont think my fuckin parents would not let me hang out with her cause they know we like need eachother n shit. we been off n on for like 2 years now. si fuckin right now im sittin in ajs basement waitin for 6 am to coem when i can call my mom. and its 115 right now so i got a while. but i gotta get outta this one an i aint sleepin till it happens. as long as everyone sticks to the story then i think ben and i will be fine although kyle said he was not smokin either. hopefully this works out tho, id be so fuckee otherwise. alright well ill probably post somethin tlese but im gonan watch some tv with aj and try to figure everythin out. i
total losses tonight
1. $300 worth of glass bubs/bongs
2. 3 liscenses
3. my fuckin body bruiseless
4. all us wont be able to hang out for a while
5. we fuckin lost goddamn 300 bucks worth of epuiptment.

fuck.

-Brendan

fuckin comment on this shit acaue this shit is heavy.

OMFG, I fuckin hope you don't get caught, your probably like having a panic attack or something, if everything sticks the way it should then you should be fine. Fuck dude I hope you'll be fine....damn

Paragraphs are your friend. :D

That was real difficult to read. Whatever, maybe if you had been smarter some other times, this wouldn't have all had to happen. That's a smart idea, steal your mom's car. And wouldnt you put the pieces in a closed bag if they were going in the cieling, instead of on the towel? You guys just aren't good at planning. :p

aight yeah its me and im commentin on ym own shit. i talked to my older brother and i think tis actually gonna work out and shit. so fuckin yeah. i just gotta stay up till like 7 am and its 245 right now so i got a while. peace wish me luck

damn sounds EXACTLEY like what happened to me when i turned 16, cept i got arrested..............but the charges got dropped latr...........igotlucky

i just read this WHAT A MISSION....ohh and damm dude that sucks!!

I think it was more of a mission trying to read than the whole story of getting caught, lol.

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Originally Posted by bizzong

alright heres how this fuckin horrible night starts right. me and a couple of my buddies are at our friends house. and fuckin wer smokin right. an wer smokin in this van out side this kids house like 60 feet away from his front door. kinda stupid yeah but i dono we wer fucked. so my buddies mom comes out and starts calling his name "Aj?Aj?" then she looks to the van. and sees us and then opens the door and tells us everyone out everyones goin home. so we all get outta the car when his mom goes inside to tell her husband. and fuckin then we all flip out and decide wer fucked adn try to think of ways to get outta here. some of us wanted to run home and then some of us kenw we couldnt escape. so we get into his moms taurus all 5 of us. one of my buddies houses was down the road. so we all get outta the car and his mom walks up to my first friends door. and convieniently his parents wer right in his living room? so fuckin his dad comes to the door and is just like thanks it wont happen again. and then its 4 of us headin towards the other side of town. durin this my friends mom isaskin if my prents are home an i tell her ther out for the weekend and comuin home tommoeow. so she buys it. an the kids mom calls my friend kyles parents, and me and my friend kyle are tellin her we didnt smoke cause i never been caught before. and so his mom tells kyles mom and kyles mom says he can sleep at bens house tonight (the other kid in the car) so we end up at bens house and he says no ones home. they get outta the car and back outta his driveway. the whole time im tryin to convince this lady i wasn smokng. and so we get back to my rfiend ajs house just me and him cause im stayin at his house tonight. so we get back to his house and his dad comes down stairs and tells aj to get all the beer cans out from under his bed. and so he does. then his younger sister whos coola s shit comes in and starts talkin to us. and we tell her to tell ajs mom that i didnt smoke and my dad will jkick my ass seriously. and i mean im not lyin about the kick ym ass thing cause my dads kinda a big guy and he wouldnt fuckin flip. and durin this time she was tellin us she took the weed that aj had in his room and she hid it for him. so fuckin then his mom comes down stairs adn tells us that bens mom was home cause she called. and wer like oh. and then ajs parents go to sleep. and of course we left a mini bong, and 2 sherlock bubblers, and a sidecar bubbler out in my friends bronco. so ajs sister goes out and gets the pieces and puts them in a towel after emptying them out. then she comes downstars and gives them to us. and aj goes upstairs to hide them. and he was hiding them up in the ceiling and the towel unflolds and all of them fall out. and im on this pc talkin to people n shit right and i hear the breaking and im like fuck. so he runs in here adn says he dropped everything and im like fuck dude thats like 300 bucks down the drain. so wer like fuck, and he pickes them up and it turns out that my bubbler a sherlockw as the only one to surive. so im stoked right but still pissed cause evreything else was broken like everyone elses shit. an so all the pieces of the pieces are now in a huge pretzel bag sittin next to me. so basically im not fuckin sleepiong tonight cause i gotta call my mom in the morning and tell her that i wasnt smoking and that i lied to ajs parents cause i didnt want to get my ass kicked by my dad. and i think that shell be mad but ill convince her i didnt smoke. and im not fuckin smokin for a while. aj has to go to work with his dad tommorow and cant get his license when hes 16 which is like in 2 months. and max cant hang out with any of us, hes getin drug tested often, gettin no liscense and his parents are pissed. ben however, well his mom is like 65 and his dad is i think 78, so ther not that smart. he told her that he wasnt smoking and she just said okay and he got off without any punishment. kyle is probably the most fucked. kyle is currently 16 and a half and doesnt have his liscense because of school grades and gettinn caught so much. and today kyle got off being grounded for steaing his moms car and driving it to bens house, when ben wasnt even home cause he needed a lighter to smoke. and bens dad called kyles mom and kyle is pretty much grounded all summer. and that ended today. and i guess it just fuckin started again. cause he still wont be able to get a liscense for a longer time now.and im gonnat ry to lie my way outta this one. and when ajs mom askjs me why i lied im gonna gtell her taht i just didnt want to get my ass kicked by my dad cause nicole said that her mom will feel like sympathetic and stuff. so she may not even tell my mom. thank god my fucking dad works durin the day tho, cause tommorow morning ajs mom is gonna call around 8 and my mom will pick up. but fuckin a im gonna get beaten. my brother is 18 an has gotten acught with the cops like 4 times. so my dad told me if i ever get into the shit than hes gonna kick my ass and he wont hesitate like he did on my brother. so hopefully if they believe me then im all set. but i dono, if my parents dont, then im fucking fucked. and i got a girlfriend too so. although i dont think my fuckin parents would not let me hang out with her cause they know we like need eachother n shit. we been off n on for like 2 years now. si fuckin right now im sittin in ajs basement waitin for 6 am to coem when i can call my mom. and its 115 right now so i got a while. but i gotta get outta this one an i aint sleepin till it happens. as long as everyone sticks to the story then i think ben and i will be fine although kyle said he was not smokin either. hopefully this works out tho, id be so fuckee otherwise. alright well ill probably post somethin tlese but im gonan watch some tv with aj and try to figure everythin out. i
total losses tonight
1. $300 worth of glass bubs/bongs
2. 3 liscenses
3. my fuckin body bruiseless
4. all us wont be able to hang out for a while
5. we fuckin lost goddamn 300 bucks worth of epuiptment.

fuck.

-Brendan

fuckin comment on this shit acaue this shit is heavy.

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i didn't read all of it, too long but it looks like summit important so OMG :O

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Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420

Paragraphs are your friend. :D

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Evidently not :eek: