damn charlie brown! that baldie cracks me up.
oh yeah! i'm desperate, i'm lonely, haven't had a date in...in...well it's been a long ass time. i have some unreasonably stupid self-confidence issues. i'm ready for mutiny! who's with me!?
screw all you happy people getting laid and having relationships! *whimpers* i still have a shit-eating grin on my face!
