Passed my drug test with a $40 fruit punch drink!

Thats right! I too was skeptical of the $40 fruit punch magic drink but it WORKS!

All kinds of good shit has happened to me today :D

First off, I haved smoked EVERY day for a little over one year now. I would get high 4-5 times a day and i could do it because i didn't have a job. I would say at the very least i would smoke 3-4 grams a day. In the past month i would guess 30-35 blunts. I smoked 8 blunts with 3 friends just last week. I also bought an ounce last thursday and smoked half of it by saturday and sold the rest. I dont smoke shwag either. Just the nuggets and some hawaiian haze from you know who :D

I did drink lots of water tuesday and drank the fruit punch this morning 1-2 hours before my drug test. Also drank another 2 cups about 30 mins after the magic drink. Pissed a total of two times and the third time i pissed into the cup at the testing facility. Test came up negative for everything :D

So after i got the job(building armored hummers and suburbans) I went to check on my plants. Their doing alright. Lost all but 3 to the god damn DEER.
My tallest one(5ft 10in) just showed its white hair. Also cut one fan leaf off to save and admire(its HUGE).

So on the way back i spool my turbo a bit. Did 75 in a 35mph zone and saw the sirens about a 1/4mile further up the road. Cop pulled me over and said he first caught me doing 47mph and then brought it up to 55mph. So i feed him some bullshit about how my insurance is dropping me from high risk next month and how i havn't had that many tickets. I also told him i just fixed "this piece of shit" and how ive been driving very good because i can't afford another ticket. Then he asks me what was wrong with it and the first thing that came to mind was that I just blew my turbo YESTERDAY. That would have been a huge mistake. I told him i blew my head gasket and to be honest i blew it racing it at the track. So he takes my lisc and runs my shit, comes back and tells me that i was basically full of shit and that i have 4 violations in the last year. HE FUCKING LET ME GO. I'm not sure what he was thinking but i'm a pretty happy camper right now.

I had that huge fan leaf in my glove box and a 40oz of corona.
I'm just glad i didn't get pulled over today doing 120mph in a 65
I'll admit i drive ignorant, its hard not to get on it after fixing my car. Sorry for the rant. I'm a very lucky guy at the moment. Vale is the name of my magic drink and it works, no doubt.

also forgot to add that i took 4 vics, 5 percs, and one xany on tuesday. I think i'm going to play smart from now on. I take way too many risks. thanks in advance to anyone who reads this rant. :D

lmao nice dude

ur lucky that pig didnt give you a ticket

Its a nice feeling to pass those damn tests. Waiting and sweating, did it work, am I gonna pass? I just passed one too less than a month ago and landed a decent job. And the cop let you go! GOOD.! Smoke a big fat one for me my stuff don't get here til tomorrow.....if I'm lucky.

Yah thats exactly how i felt. I didn't have to wait too long. After i went and got tested i went back to this hiring agency and bs'd with them untill they told me the results. I didn't feel like getting the job and then getting fired because i failed. :)

Are you getting some through the mail? damn thats fun! I hate the waiting game but if your getting what i got it is definatly worth the wait. I wont be able to smoke big fat ones untill my ladies are ready to harvest.