Tell it to me like I'm 4

How much water do I need to drink and how long before I take the test? I have a UA for a job tomorrow. Havent smoked for 15 days. Smoked a couple times a day before that. I am 5'4 170 slow metab. Do I need creatine as well? Should I eat fatty food tonight and tomorrow morning? I really want to pass. If I sub do I just put it in a condom or what? Do I have to use any special kind of condoms? I know nothing about passing UA's. I've always been super clean in the past when I had to take them. Please help me figure this out.

Anyone??

go to your local head shop and buy VALE fruit punch. Passed my test today. it is some PIMP JUICE no doubt. Worth every penny of the $40 dollars they rape, i mean charge.

I alrady got some stuff like that...they had Vale, but the guy there recommended the other brand called "testPURE". But I'm still stressing.

just keep on drinking water.
excersise also
make sure you drink the stuff...
and don't pull anyshit with condoms and stuff if your doing this for probation

I'm just doing it to get a job...but I tested the waterloading method tonight and it totally worked....so I'm just gonna go with that tomorrow. Yeah exercise...hahah. I'm a lazy pothead. Anyway, thanks for the advice.