You know you're a Republican when...

God its good to be libertarian....I get to pick on 90% of the country!!! :D
BWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :D


You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

You think Huey Newton is a cookie.

The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.

You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.

You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.


And that was when you were torturing animals....LMAO

good post.