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A Thousand Pardons
A Thousand Pardons
8/30/02
A Seriously flat-chested woman was elated when her fairy godmother told her breasts would increase in size any time a man says "Pardon" to her.
She was walking down the sidewalk the next day when a man bumped into her. "Pardon me" he said and her breasts immediately grew one inch. She was ecstatic.
The next day she was in the grocery store and a man bumped her with his cart. He begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven.
That night she walked into a Chinese restaurant and collided with an unsighted waiter. He bowed low to her and said " A thousand pardons for my clumsiness".
The next day, the headline in the newspaper says "Chinese Waiter Suffocates Under Massive Mammaries!"
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A Thousand Pardons
haha, kinda funny i guess.....maybe if i was stoned....i dunno okay i lied its not really that funny lol. Oh well different tastes.
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A Thousand Pardons
Lol. that was the shit (blame the alcohol and weed for my spelling mistakes.......................................... .................................................. ......................
........ which i corrected, shit yeah:D
nice story/joke
...Josh:D
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A Thousand Pardons
1000 pardons for every pardon...pardon me pleaze...