A Thousand Pardons

A Thousand Pardons
8/30/02

A Seriously flat-chested woman was elated when her fairy godmother told her breasts would increase in size any time a man says "Pardon" to her.

She was walking down the sidewalk the next day when a man bumped into her. "Pardon me" he said and her breasts immediately grew one inch. She was ecstatic.

The next day she was in the grocery store and a man bumped her with his cart. He begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven.

That night she walked into a Chinese restaurant and collided with an unsighted waiter. He bowed low to her and said " A thousand pardons for my clumsiness".

The next day, the headline in the newspaper says "Chinese Waiter Suffocates Under Massive Mammaries!"

haha, kinda funny i guess.....maybe if i was stoned....i dunno okay i lied its not really that funny lol. Oh well different tastes.

Lol. that was the shit (blame the alcohol and weed for my spelling mistakes.......................................... .................................................. ......................






















........ which i corrected, shit yeah:D


nice story/joke

...Josh:D

1000 pardons for every pardon...pardon me pleaze...