Funny stories...

Awhile ago, meaning about a year and a week ago, my friend got busted by her parents and got sent to rehab...But she couldent get in for two weeks. In those two weeks, she jacked her parents car at the age of...I think 14, we both went tokin, clouded that fucker up and went about 140 down the backroads of the city where nobody ever goes...We decided to go to our dealers at about 4am and we found him and about 6 or 7 other of his friends either passed out or passing a bong, so we matched them and fuckin toked. :)
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Me, my ex-friend and my other friend were tokin in the baseball diamond at the school...Bad idea. The cops came so I threw the bag in a hole in the wall. The cops searched us and only found lighters, we said that we had a cigarette but at that time, I was in the "OMFG! My eyes are bulging stage!" because I had just started and my tolerence was really low. So about an hour later, when the cops were gone me and my ex-friend did a covert ops back to the place and picked up the bag and finished our session on top of the hill :)
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Me and my two best friends were in the woods tokin' outa my bong, when we finish we decide to go for a walk around the park. I pack up the bong in the crown royal bag we keep it in and my friend carries it in his pants. A water plank used for ducks is floating across...They convince me its stable, so I jump onto it when suddenly it sinks and I fall in. I walk home completly drenched and my mom says "What happand to you?!" I reply..."I fell in a puddle.." and she bought it...:)
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The first bag I ever bought, me and my very first tokin' buddies...Whom were sent to rehab and brainwashed, meet up with me. At this time, nobody had glass pieces...Nothing at all. So we go around looking for shit when we spot this blue gatorade container. We poke a hole and start tokin' in the woods nearby...We made history with that container, we used it for like an entire month and even labled it "Old Blue." :)
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The 'Caw Caw!' is invented. During lunch me and two buddies go into someones back yard, pull out a sherlock and toke. This was my sophmore year, my first year of toking, me with a very low tolerance and the best buds in the city...When I say best, I mean, to this day, I have found no **Nugs** with as many orange hairs on it then those. But anyways...I come back to school, 4th hour spanish, high as a the fuckin' sky. This guy is wearing a Falcons jersey so I reply "Caw Caw!" and then I ended up saying it for about four months straight, every single day. :)
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Not cool...But definantly funny to other people when I say it. Back before I started toking, I had a drinking phase. I would go about a week straight completly drunk, school or no school, I was drunk. My 'girlfriend' or so im told leads me into my friends bedroom and I fucked her...About a week later, I sobered up with no money left and not a drop and she calls me...I ask who this is, and when she says her name...I vaguely know wtf she is talking about....It turns out she was a fat bitch...Twice my size. I don't know what I was thinking..:(
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All in all, I have led a really good stoner life.....But since im on probation, I have had to cut down and stop.....But with my new job, when I get off of probation, i've got my old glass bong awaiting me :)

hahaha,i like the last one ;)

good stories man that last one made me laugh so thanks for the buzz increase~

ahahah the last one is jokes

i think the caw caw one was the funniest