Going to work stoned

Does anybody here go to work stoned? I have to tell you that I used to work in a corporate environment for a huge company and go in stoned many mornings. It was actually pretty good - made me more productive in some ways and made everything seem a litte more interesting :)

I have to work with old people all day and I tried going in stoned once and the way the old people act makes me just crack up uncontrolably so needless to say I cant go to work stoned.

I wont even take my tools out of the truck in the morning until i smoke some weed let alone do any actual work... but id say about 60 percent of the other carpenters i know are the same way .. weed is is the fuel of the residential construction industry with out it there would be some big time delay's in getting the houses built ..

I was all screwed up on mushrooms a couple weeks ago...luckily it was a Friday and I only had to avoid my boss for a couple hours...nothing quite like that first wave of 'ooooooo!' as I get to the top of the stairs facing into the conference room, and realizing I'm grinning like an idiot and drooling slightly

oh, and last night I had a talk with the company president, he just wanted to let me know that it'd be a shame if I got fired because my manager caught me smoking weed in the server room...apparently he likes me and the work that I do, and so just laughed it off when HE caught me smoking weed in the server room.

I work for Her magestys revenue and customs. I ve worked there 1 weeks on my first day I turned up pissed and on monday I turned up stoned. I makes time go a bit faster

hey if im not workin im gettin stoned so y not go to work stoned right?

Gone to school stoned.

I have a couple of times, but I get really paranoid that everybody knows, then I think Im acting weird because I'm paranoid...it's a vicious cycle I don't wish to relive for a very very long time.

I was scared too intially, but if you're a long time and experienced smoker, you know better than to act retarded among your coworkers. I think most of us who go to work stoned do a pretty good job of hiding it.

Ive been smoking for a long long time. My friends and hubs say they can never tell when Im high, but I still get paranoid even though there's no reason to be. Like, I'll overanalyze a look a coworker gives me, or get confused by someone's tone and start wondering if they know and if they are looking down on me or something. I just haven't found being high at work very fun. I much prefer to smoke among other smokers or alone.