Curious about sex....

....got your attention, yes? Okay, I know it's been posted before--but mostly answered by those between the ages of 13-16. I am ASSUMING that those of us who have actually paid money to be in this little "cove" are adults...so I am going to ask.

Does weed make you horny? Seriously. I have an issue with this--in all regards. If I am home alone and smoke, I head right for my sex toys. I mean, I can't stop thinking about it. Sex on the brain. Period. End of story. Obsessed.

Now, say I am smoking with my husband. We laugh, have an awesome time, but I have ABSOLUTELY NO desire to ANYTHING sexual. I am more into just hanging out and goofing around. Sex with him is great--do not misunderstand. Any other time, I am game, and loving every minute.

So I have come to this bizarre conclusion. (I can't believe I am even POSTING this where men can read. LOL). My sex toy of choice is, well, wow. I mean, eyes crossed, mind blowing, back arching, wow. I love it. If it could bring home a paycheck, I'd probably marry it.

Put it this way--after using my rubber love-god, I feel like a man. Seriously. ROFL MEANING, in the way a lot of men feel about sex. I mean, if I could experience this feeling EVERY TIME I had sex, I would want to have sex all day--at least in between bowls. LOL It would be on my brain 24/7. (Sounding awfully attractive, aren't I?) So, if you men out there are feeling like this after EVERY time you have sex...you are too damn lucky.

But--and it is NOT just Mr. Allie--I have NEVER had any type of experience with another guy like that....EVER. I mean, not even close. Mr. Allie knows this. He is also jealous of it. Before you even say it, YES, we have "incorporated" it into our sex life....but it isn't the same.

So my question is this. What the hell do I do???? LOL (By the way...under the beautiful influence of herb, I have figured out every single one of my sexual fantasies.....but I will save that for later ;) )

The price of admission to the Cafe Lounge JUST WENT UP !!!! I thought that I was reading a Penthouse Letter ... WOOT !!! Can't wait till the other gals chime in !!

As you know, I'm a man, so I don't know if you want my opinion. But here goes ....

To answer the first Q: Does weed make me horny ??? Hell yeah. But when I smoke my sex drive sometimes exceeds my ability to perform (it's gotten worse w/age). So it really sucks when Mrs Darko is all revved up, and I'm mentally up for the rice, but the equipment wants to chill.

Second Q: What does Allie do ?? Not to be too explicit, but whenever my Mrs Darko gets that way with her toys ..... I just encourage her go at it on her own. When she's into it, I swear she is levitating, and all I can do is watch in amazement.

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Originally Posted by DonnieDarko

The price of admission to the Cafe Lounge JUST WENT UP !!!! I thought that I was reading a Penthouse Letter ... WOOT !!! Can't wait till the other gals chime in !!

..... I just encourage her go at it on her own. When she's into it, I swear she is levitating, and all I can do is watch in amazement.

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YES!!!! Levitation is it! Like the "light as a feather, stiff as a board" thing.

Penthouse letter?????? That doesn't even TOUCH the other things I've written. LOL You have NO idea how much I would like to write erotica for a living!!! I've been writing BORING stuff (as a living) for years. Policy and procedural manuals, employee handbooks.....BORING SHIT! My mind gets going, and I love to put it on paper.

BY THE WAY....
I love the male opinions. Seriously. I mean, it's just not the same when he's in the room. LOL Maybe it's a self-conscious kind of thing.

Look out....I may be posting on the sex fantasy thing before long. LOL You guys can't ship Cafe stuff off to the "others" can you????????? :p

Damn that was hot. And Im a chick. I gotta know about this toy.

And weed makes me hornay, baybee. I actually replied to you in another part of the forum about this, I had thought you said you weren't into sex when high, though.


Now I know different. :eek:


Seriously though...hot. Im intrigued.

Ahhhh...the toy.

Irie's Toy

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! Nice to get a few responses from those who are too old to watch Mr. Rogers. LOL Will give you more to chew on later.... :D

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

Ahhhh...the toy.

Irie's Toy

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! Nice to get a few responses from those who are too old to watch Mr. Rogers. LOL Will give you more to chew on later.... :D

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Im afraid I wouldn't be able to get serious with a name like that...I would probably chant the name in my head over and over and never get anywhere because of it, lol.

Thanks for sharing, though! ;)

i dont think its the weed with you in particular :)
so enjoy yourself
and i do mean that,:)

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Originally Posted by NowhereMan

i dont think its the weed with you in particular :)
so enjoy yourself
and i do mean that,:)

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Well, I appreciate the moral support! :p

I'm enjoying myself JUST FINE, thankyouverymuch.....more than fine...but hey...it's just me!

So, I know this guy....well kind of....he's a friend of my husband's but he's my age. He looks very conservative, wired rimmed glasses, same haircut since 1995, but, he's really quite the pot head and even a Demacrat!! I find him strangely attractive considering his nerdiness but whenever I am at a party and we start talking I can never seem to tear myself away from him. My husband even gets jealous every now and then and will start asking me how "my boyfriend Dave is". :rolleyes:

Anyway, everytime Dave and I are alone, he'll bring up sex, but, in sort of a round about way that leaves me confounded. Like the last time we smoked a bowl together he starts telling me about his threesome with some married chick and this guy Tony (who I graduated with and haven't been able to look in the eye since said story, thank you very much). He and Tony didn't do anything together, just to clarify. Dave is not married, nor does he have a girlfriend but he has a daughter. After the threesome story he then elaborates that he hasn't had sex in 3 years.

OK, fast forward to the past weekend. The 2 of us are talking about the air conditioning unit he is installing in his house and then out of the freakin' blue he says, "I think maybe I can tell you this and you'll think it's funny..." And he goes into this whole thing about how he thinks the people throwing the party have one of those sex balls in their bedroom. He's all, "You know what I mean? I went in there and there it was right there on the floor....a sex ball. I picked it up, it had a handle...." I can tell you right now, this was my expression :confused: .

So, I clarified the whole situation by explaining that the "sex ball" is actually an exercise ball. I was like, "Samantha uses that for yoga, Dave." He was totally embarassed and he even walked away....only to come back 2 minutes later to tell me that anytime I need a hook up I can stop by. Then he gave me exact directions to where he lives now, even describing his mailbox. And how I should try his new 3 foot bong because "it's so smooth." Then we talked up until Mr. Mary and I decided to call it a night.

What the hell is up with all of that? I would love to go over there and check out his bong and see if I can buy some since he is a lot closer to me than my regular dealer but I'm kind of leary.

Man, i'm finally starting to feel that those $20 were worth it.. lol My verbal and written skills have just deteriorated, due to this thread, an over-active imagination, and a big fat joint, but I digress...

I know exactly what you mean.. Being a guy, i'm horny all the time, but often when I smoke alone I get indescribably turned on, and immediately have to rummage through the darker depths of my DVD collection.... I still get the same feeling when having sex while high but it's nowhere near as intense, and non-existant when i'm with a group of friends (this is probably quite understandable..). But yeah, masturbating while blazed can sometimes reach almost spiritual heights (no pun intended..).. lol

My advice for you is to be open with your partner (again, no pun intended), and explain the situation to him.. Try having what I think experts would call a 'mutual masturbation session', or try masturbating in front of him or in front of eachother.. first of all it will get you as turned on as you can get yourself when you're alone, but this time you'll be with your partner, and secondly.. well, why the fuck not? lol

Peace.