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I'm on a bender. Over the summer, I make a point of smoking like crazy, cause I can't smoke all the time during the school year, being in my last year of uni. Anyway, I smoke for four or five hours- mids- and can't stop laughing/smiling. I'm like a crazy person. Why would I lay in bed, wake up and laugh for five minutes straight? I freaked my girlfriend out this morning!
Sounds like fun to me. Try to snigger if you don't want to freak people out as much ;)
Man, I ground this KB in the Cuisinart, and one bowl burns through quick as fuck. I'm so fucked up; I didn't realize that weed could do this. I'm going to keep going until I pass out, man!
Maybe sambo spiked my smoke!!
Who gives a flying fuck, IT'S FUN!!!!!!
Man, how much you have? Maybe you could mail me some of this shit, eh?
I'm eating dried mango slices with sugar all over them. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
FUCK ME THIS IS GOOD, DUDES
Mmmmm... dried mango slices covered in sugar- FUCK YOU MAN! NOW YOU'RE BRINGIN BACK MY MUNCHIES! AAAAHHHHH!
*tries to resist cutting out tongue*
10 steps to stop laughing (caution content may appear graphic or offensive in some way to those of you: t('.'t)
step 1: grab the nearest long heavy thing you can find that is not attatched to your body (a baseball bat, or lead pipe 2 feet long works nicely)
step 2: masturbate as much as possible in 1 hr. becasue, you won't be doing it later on
step 3: repeate step 2 for atleast another five minutes
step 4: take a painkiller of some sort ahead of this, you will need it. (prescription nerve relaxers and painkillers would work best but 4 tylenol and 3 sleeping pills will do fine)
step 5: warn everyone in the nearest 50 foot vicinety there will be a very high pitched squeel in a little bit
step 6: repeate step 2 one last time
step 7: ask your significant other if sex means anything to them in the relationship
step 8: call 911 and tell them that there's an emergency at your house
step 9: take a few deep breaths
none of that worked?
are you sure?
ok step 10,
step 10: find two peices of furniture that are close to one another and about a foot taller than your legs are long. stand on one, meanwhile while on top of the furniture place the object inbetween them so that it forms a kind of bridge . jump down with your legs in a spread fashion onto the object.
Oh shit! Now I can't stop laughing!
I just ate ice cream cake, man! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!