Girl Interrupted

Well , last night was fourth of July. I had a couple people over, and we were going to do a wide array of drugs. Well, the one's bringing drugs decided to show up late. I did happen to have a girl over (who decided she has the biggest crush on me). Well, since we have the house to ourselves, she jumps on top of me. Next time I know, she's on top of me and we're both naked. Then, her mom calls and tells her to come home immediately. So we get dressed, and she walks out the door. Two minutes later, there's a knock. She got more time from her mom. We jump back to where we left off. About 10 minutes in, I hear a knock on the door. We both look at eachother and say "Fuck I hope it's locked". Then I hear the door knob turn. It's a couple buddies that were going to stop by with drugs. They don't have drugs though, so we decide to finish off some Morning Glory juice. I just had to get that off my chest cuz had a FAT case of blueballs. Couldn't sleep untill 6am :( Anyone else have nights like this where shit just doesn't go right?

ya yesterday me and my friend bought a 24 pack and took it to this dudes house and we started drinking and a few more ppl came over...so anyway by like midnight there were 6 or so guys there and 2 bitches...1 of which bf was there too...but the other is this girl that ive been tryin to spit game to for like 2 years lol..anyway shes like anti-guy aand shit hasnt had a boyfriend since junior high..so my mission of the night is to atleast make some progress wit dis girl...so i start spittin game and alot of the ppl around me are slop drunk... so atleast thers entertainment...my game is goin good til like 1:30 when my friend says he has to go home and im like fuck..cz i told his ass id give him a ride..so im like..ill brb...and i come back later...and pickup where i left off..some other dude is trying to spit game too but hes like 20 and had bo real bad becuz he had his shirt off playin football lol... (btw dis girl is 17) so finally at the end of the night im like damn dis bitch is just cockaphoebic so i call it a loss and go back to my crib.,.where my dad (whos withdrawling from vicodin and methadone) is wiggin out sayin i was supoiost to be home earlier and shit...acting like he thinks he can give me an ass whoopin..so i just tell him im home..leave me alone and go to bed but u aint gonna touch me...finallyhe goes to bed and i go play bball in my driveway at like 4 am becuz i have real bad temper and ima boutt 2 fight my dad and shit,,,plus my buzz is gone even tho i drank like 15 beers...so it was a lame night all in all..

oh yea and ontop of that i havent had bud all weekend cuz my dude went out of town...so i missed out on making atleast $200 or so...

maybe if you spoke english all this would sort itself out haha...dude the ghetto thing doesnt work anymore.

I understood it just fine :)

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Originally Posted by makor01

maybe if you spoke english all this would sort itself out haha...dude the ghetto thing doesnt work anymore.

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hows the 'talking down to people' thing working for you? asshole.

Back on subject. Lets here your sexual disappointments y'all :-p

Man, those are some depressing stories to read. My fourth fuckin sucks too. My friend calls me up at 4:30 PM and tells me theres a party at his house, so i tell him i'll be over there around 7:30 or 8:00. So my friend picks me up and we head over to this dude's house. On the way there, we pass the dude and his girlfriend going the opposite direction of his house. So we go to his house and wait for him, and it's just my buddy and me waiting in this dude's driveway with his hippy mom inside chillin. So my other friend who also thought there'd be a party showed up, and i matched two bowls with him. So we talk to the dude who supposidly throwing this party and he says hes in town watching fireworks and picking up this chick. So me and the other two guys head into town, but turns out there's no fireworks and the park is completely empty. So we chill there for an hour and call this kid back, when we finally get a hold of him, he's back at his house with all his friends. So we head back to this dude's house and chill for alittle while. I take some bong rips and then head home around 11, cause i had summerschool the next morning. fuck that. I'm so fucking tired of people. With the exception of a few select people, I want to just leave everyone I know and go make new freinds.

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Originally Posted by naturalmystic

I'm so fucking tired of people. With the exception of a few select people, I want to just leave everyone I know and go make new freinds.

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man i can relate to that so much lol...some of my friends are just parasites..losers..or grimey ass mofos... id just like to move away my town is a fuckin slum, the only good thing is there are mad fiens to make money off of

Yea, I know exactly what you mean. I LOVE my tight-knit group of 3 or 4 friends, and fuck everyone else. Except y'all here at cannabis.com of course ;)

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Anyone else have nights like this where shit just doesn't go right?

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Yup... Every night.