Funny story

This took place in the south some where.All takes place at local market with a few people standing in line.The star is a big big black women in a moomoo buying food.After placeing all her goodies on checkstand she moves up to talk to the cashier.cashier ring her stuff up and tells her total.the lady reaches for her purse when this huge Ham falls out of her moomoo.With out skipping a beat she looks around the store making eye contact with all.looking shocked that a ham just fell out of her dress she turns to person behind her 7 shouts out " For real doh who threw that ham at me"
heard this while ago on the radio & had to pull over laughing so hard.
Can you imagine this in your head? :D

this was a real story.It happened!

lol, props to her for some quick thinking.

this women wasnt named oprah by any chance was she

At this point any thing is possible
I agree Scarlettcrush,first thing that came to mind & then howd she walk up with a ham in her thighs.Gives new vision on making bacon

maybe it was rosanne barr

that's fucking nasty!
i would laugh too....but after i threw up.