Aliens are eating my stash

Day 1:

I know they are. I can smell it on their breath, the little purple bastards. I tried all the usual remedies -- shark repellent, pungi sticks, flypaper -- but I only made them angry. Every day I look there's a little bit more gone, and pot crumbs all over my desk.

Day 2:

Nailed one, with shrimp fork I was using to clean my bowl. Had the sucker pinned to the table, but as I moved in with the scissors, he ripped off his ear and fled. And the f'r actually grabbed a nug in broad nightlight while I was sitting their vegging with a stony stare.

Dat 3:

My bag is gone and I'm really high. There's a bud stuffed in my nose, a calling card of the alien mafia I fear. Checked the growroom and saw that they had manicured my plants without my permission, topping 2. Bastards. I hope you die and rot in wherever you guys go to rot.

Come back if you dare -- I got a double-barreled shotgun full of M&M's, and I'm ready to blast you into a sugary sweet oblivion.

But anyways, that's not what I wanted to ask. What I wanted to ask IS "Do you think I'm crazy or are there really aliens chowing down on my stash?"

crazy :(

i dunno man aliens are pretyt crazy

Yeah, the nation's immigration system is unbelievable.

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Originally Posted by OR Freebird

the little purple bastards.

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Never seen a purple Mexican, though. The fuck drugs are you on?

I think the aliens are crazy. The ones here took me in as one of their own. I'm smoking with one right now. He won't pass the J that greedy little fucker.

"Reality is a fun place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there"

Yeah, they don't like to share. Never smoked with one, but I'll smoke the next one I catch dippin into my stash

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Originally Posted by OR Freebird

but I'll smoke the next one I catch dippin into my stash

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Careful what you say. :X

yer right. I'll just wrap my stash in Aluminum Wrap, that oughta foil them

True. Do these aliens have any friends? Always smoke other people's buds.

You guys tell me if im wrong but i dont think it is weed that guys is smoking