rapid heating techniques

I'm in a dilemma. I'm a student so I don't have a great job, but it's pretty good and I want to keep it. But...I get randomly drug tested. They don't send it to a lab, they just use an at home type test. I've been through it before, they take a drop of your piss and put it on the strip. It comes up positive or negative for a series of drugs. Since they are random I cannot carry someones urine with me 24-7. I came up with a mixture that looks exactly like pee. It's water, a drop of food dye and a bit of vanilla extract to darken it a bit. It looks EXACT.

I can carry this pre-made fake urine on me at all times, and it will work becuase the test doesnt test for pH or anything like that. But....I cannot hand my boss a cold sample, it doesn't have to be exact body temperature, but it has to feel believeable.

I obviously cannot take forever in the bathroom, this technique has to be quick. The tap in the bathroom does not run hot water. I thought i had a good idea that i tested myself with a drug testing strip, but I need a heating method. I do not think handwarmers would heat up rapidly enough. Any suggestions?

I suggest you leave out the vanilla to start with. What will he say to vanilla smelling urine. You are correct about the type test you are taking. All you need to defeat those test is THC free water, LOL!!! As far as heating your sample, keeping it in your pants pocket will help. Indoors, in your pocket, the temp should be around 80. To raise it more, if you crotch it like I describe in the substitution guidelines, and use the old 'I can't go right now' excuse for about 20-30 minutes, you should be able to raise the temp to body temp in about 20-30 minutes. Then again, that time frame is for 2oz of urine. If you are only using 1oz or less, the time to heat it with your body heat would be less, maybe as little as 10-15 minutes. You'd have to practice to find out for sure, but that is where I'd start.
Hope that helps. N2