Fucking Aliens.
Me and my friends get really blazed the other day and we have been doing this straight for about 5 days at this point. We start philosiphizing or whatever the fuck that word is. We figure out everything about religion and everything about what everything means and its place in the universe. Then, a flash of light goes through the room, and our memories get erased. We had to redo everything we did to find out what all we had done. This is serious. It reminds me of the commercial for that movie where the girl goes "Daddy, is the lightning back?" and the guy says, "That is something else." Herb is the way to god. It says in the bible that god made herb for the service of man. All the uses we have for it that we are not using it for because of the lies our government put out. It all makes sense. Weed is god's herb and aliens are trying to stop us from finding out the truth about the universe. Think about it.
