Well it was a m8s birthday so we went down the pub we had been drinking and smoking already we went pub about 8pm stayed there till half 11 (so i was told) i got complelty mashed up. Today i woke up and i nearly shit myself in panic i woke up in a house i never seen b4. I rolled over and there was 2 girls and my m8 in this double bed we were well out in the sticks this house was in the country in the middle of nowhere. I didnt even know them let alone remember these girls, my m8 on the other hand said we got chattin to them and they offered us to stay there as we had no form of transport. The rest of my mates left the pub early so we were stranded up there no matter what.
I havent a clue if anything happened. So i was in this awkard position with 2 girls who were startin to wake up who i didnt have a clue who they were. Well they woke up and i tried acting like i knew them... until they called me Brian apparantly i told them my name was Brian which i played along with to save face. Then they asked me about my job (im really unemployed) but apparently i told them i was in the Army and my Dad was a Sargeant (MORE LIKE A CRACK HEAD) :|
These girls werent the best looking girls i'd seen and my m8 told me i kept on waffling about War Stories and stuff. I even told them my dad was in NAM! We quickly talked our way out of everything saying my m8 had a business meeting :rolleyes: we proceeded to leave the house when we realised we were a good 2 hours from home, no bus stops no trains or fuck all just this LONG ASS ROAD we walking down it it seemed never ending.
I ONLY JUST GOT HOME.
IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN
