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Just thought I would give you guys a little bit of entertainment for the night. So im home in my pj's just chillin' when all of a sudden the crack of my ass is burning. I start freaking out because it feels like its on fire!!! I ripe off my pants as fast as you can say marijuana and there is this little bloody red ant just sitting there like he owns the place!!! :eek: little fucker!
All my roomies had a laugh, thought you guys would too! :p
dont write with that coulor it sore on the eyes and very hard and annoyin 2 read bro, i tried but fely a headache comin on,lol bit of friendly advice never hurt any1
Whoa! You really do have ANTS in YOUR PANTS!
Ass invading red ants? Do you live in the Amazon or something?
That is a new one. A great story. DON'T EVER TELL IT AGAIN. haha j/k
ps-wash your booty.
can/could u read it ok????????Quote:
Originally Posted by motahead
RED ye gobschite ye...
yer not makin' any sense boyo..
Just highlight the text if you can't read it.
And as for the ant, I hoped you killed the perv.
SORRY about the text colous guys! wont happen again!
yeah and as for the little fucker he took a well deserved trip down the porsilin express!
You should respect all god's creatures..karma is a bitch and it will come back to you and bite you in the ass...
Did I just say that? Man.
Thank you, thank you..I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.
Sorry. :o
Truth be told, Kyla, that is kinda a funny story. Funnier than most.
Spanks for the memories......
LMAO!!!!!! That is sum funny shit.
I could swear that I though this thread was going to be about butter!