Kinda funny close call

Okay, well on tuesday.Sasha and I went to go see the movie "madagascar" at the mall theater. So we bought our tickets and headed to our usually smoking spot.(the place behind the dumpster behind old navy and linen 'n' things) So we get there and we smoke 2 bowls. We are on our third when i look to the left, and right there driving by really slow is the police safety(mall security). So im like OH SHIT, and put the bowl and lighter in my pocket.(at this time all three pipes and the weed(about .5 left) was in my sweatshirt pockets. Sasha looked at him right in the eyes as he drove by. It was obvious he saw us but he just drove all the way by. It was intense already being stoned and then just Whoa. Lol yeah so then we moved to a better spot where no one could see us even if they are driving by. We continued to finish that bowl, and end up loading like 2-3 more, lol cant rember. Then we leave and get back to the movies right after the previews ended like perfect timing. God i was high as shit. Lol so we watched the movie and it was pretty funny. Yeah it was a fun experience so i thought i would share. Anyone else had any close calls lately?

My brother caught me last night. He was wicked cool about it though and just told me i shouldnt smoke in the house cuz my parents would probably get mad.

i got pulled over once with some friends..i wasn't driving. my cousin was going to jail for a warrant... and i had a hand scale in my sock. the cop (after searching the other two people in the car) asks if i've got anything illegal on me. i say no. he says ''if i search you, i'm not going to find anything?" ..and i'm like um..no.
so i got away...whew.

another time, i had just got through smoking a few good bowls and walked over to the payphone near where i lived at the time to call a friend. while walking over there, i had a jacket on and no pockets (it was inside out) so i just kept the pipe and two dime bags i had in my hand and let the arms of the jacket hang over my hands so nobody could see the weed. anyhow, i'm talking on the phone and this cop rolls up asking the neighborhood kiddos if they called 9-1-1 from the payphone. i get way paranoid and end the call. i start walking the opposite direction of the parked squad car, and the cop says "Hey! ....Hey you! Come here!" i act like i don't hear the guy and keep walking. again, he says "Hey! I'm talking to you! COME HERE NOW." so i start wiggin out really hard and try to keep myself together while walking over to him. i get over to the car and he's looking me right in the eyes (they are EXTREMELY bloodshot and i can feel it) and says, "Are you calling 9-1-1"? i'm like...um...i'm 18, why the hell would i want to prank call 9-1-1??? even if i did, i wouldn't do it right next to the manager's office where ALL of the neighborhood people hang out. anyway, he let me go and i walked quickly back to my house sweating my ass off.

I love gettin high then goin to the movies. Even though most movies now a days SUCK. I got super high before i watched Napoleon Dynamite in theatres.

off subject....Stoned...you went with miss sasha? did I miss a post or what? things are cool now?

u just reminded me that i gotta rent napoleon dynamite and bake myself up before watching it, i saw nearly half of it in school and it was hillarious sober, that movie is a must to watch it stoned

Dude rentacops are petty shits, if they caught you they probably woulda made you shine their shoes or something.

I guess this is kinda sick, but a while back my wife left. I stepped out on the front porch of our apt. and started to toke up, opening the closent door so no one from the street see's. After about 3 drags, she pulls right up to the apt...gets out of the car and walks toward the door. Mid toke, she kisses me as she walks by, says "what are you doing" and goes inside. She forgot something. As she walks in I turn my head and empty my lungs into the closet. She grabs her stuff, gets in the car and leaves. It was F-ing crazy.
Side note: I have smoked with my wife, but she thinks I quit a long time ago.

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Originally Posted by muncheemama

off subject....Stoned...you went with miss sasha? did I miss a post or what? things are cool now?

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Lol erm, [email protected] email me, if ya really wanna know whats going on :D lol(i guess that can apply for anyone, if ya guys want lol)

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Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420

Okay, well on tuesday.Sasha and I went to go see the movie "madagascar" at the mall theater. So we bought our tickets and headed to our usually smoking spot.(the place behind the dumpster behind old navy and linen 'n' things) So we get there and we smoke 2 bowls. We are on our third when i look to the left, and right there driving by really slow is the police safety(mall security). So im like OH SHIT, and put the bowl and lighter in my pocket.(at this time all three pipes and the weed(about .5 left) was in my sweatshirt pockets. Sasha looked at him right in the eyes as he drove by. It was obvious he saw us but he just drove all the way by. It was intense already being stoned and then just Whoa. Lol yeah so then we moved to a better spot where no one could see us even if they are driving by. We continued to finish that bowl, and end up loading like 2-3 more, lol cant rember. Then we leave and get back to the movies right after the previews ended like perfect timing. God i was high as shit. Lol so we watched the movie and it was pretty funny. Yeah it was a fun experience so i thought i would share. Anyone else had any close calls lately?

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Me and my friend Kristin almost got busted like a week b4 school got out. We cut class, went down to this lake near the school and smoked a couple of joints. We came out and decided to ditch the rest of the day. Well Kristin needed smokes so she tried to buy some at this store and when we walked out the store a cop was walking in. Well he stopped us and asked us what we were doin out of school. Kristin made up some shit about bein sick that morning but now we're feelin better. Then he asks us if we know anything about some windows being smashed at the rec center. Hes doing all this and he's got his eye on my pack of cigs in my belt (with 3 more joints in it) I was so paranoid but he let us go. Totally ruined a good high!