Thanks so much djaio

i would just like to thank you for the funnest thing i have heard in my entire life.

This came off the post about the most desperate thing u have done for weed.
djaio you are 1 funny person

one time i built a time machine just so i could go to the 20s and get some herb before it was criminalized or taxed. except the calculations went berserk and i ended up in the era of DINOSAURS! right when i got out a t rex stomped toward me. "ROAOROAJRORRRR>R>R>R!!!!" it said. i didnt know what to do so i froze stiff.
"lol sorry about that" the t rex said. "im so blazed right now."
"seriously? dude, mind smokin me up?"
so ten minutes later we were both sittin there, baked on the best prehistoric pot this side of the triassic period. very few know that dinos are excellent pot breeders. what we were smoking was purple resiny goop.
then i went down to some caves and introduced it to some cavemen. they enjoyed it. pretty soon everyone on pangea was smoking, and a giant purple cloud formed in the sky, blocking out the sun and killing most plant life. which killed most-plant eating dinosaurs. which killed most meat-eaters. and thats how the dinosaurs went extinct.

true story

Thank you Sir.