my brother sux the big one

My brother's 18 he's 4 years older than me and basically all of his friends except for him smoke pot. but he told me if he ever saw me smoking or drinking or any of that shit he'd tell my parents!!! my friend's brother who is 18 as well is awesome he smoked a bong with me and 5 of my friends in his bathroom at like 2 in the morning. all the time my brother walks up to me and is like "never give into peer presure because that leads to bad things and you might get hurt." he pisses me off sooo damn much. I don't think he's shaved once his his life, it looks like pube hairs growing off his chin they're all curly and brown...disgusting. annnd he smells like shit all the time!!! like literally he smellls like actual shit.

he's a goddamn imbarrisment.

that sucks.

i'm 15 and i got an 13 year old bro. he will do ne thing to get attention. he talked to me a couple times about pot. he doesn't know i smoke but i think he kinda does, if that makes any sense cause i'm stoned right now. lol. but yeah i told him that i dont care if he smokes weed but i told him that he would get caught (which he would cause gets caught everytime he tries to do sumthing "bad"). i've told him a couple times not to do it but thats only because i'de feel like i fucked up in life if he like gets arrested in the future. so ur bro doesn't wanna feel like he fucekd up and was a bad big brother. u gotta understand that. he probly knows that weed isn't sum big time hard addicting drug he just would have a guilty concious if he just sat there and let u do it. just like i dont care if my little bro smokes but i wouldn't just go up and hot a bong with him

hit a bong*

lol sry i'm really stoned right now haha

edit: Read the problem wrong, sorry thought I had a solution there. :p

no i dont think it's cuz he's watching out for me... it's cuz he's a pussy.

and also i think he's jeleious of the fact that all his friends end up hanging out with me instead of him whenever they come over.

i know i sounds like im a bitch to him but i'm really not, i try to be nice to him. but he's so damn weird. like he's never even had a girlfriend and he always comes up with theese lame excuses why.

he's just looking out for his own you cant blame a person for caring about his or her family he's deff going about it in the wrong way though.. but im pretty sure from what you said his intentions are good even if his actions are misguided.. just do your best to keep it from him if he's 18 he should be moving out soon any way.. but i would play it safe and try and dig up some dirt on him to use in case he threatens you with the parent thing again hope it works out for ya'll

Don't be dissing on your brothers pimp ass beard.
Just jellous cause he can grow one and that he smells like a man...
Shit.. punk ass busta Cj
lol