One of my wierest experiences ever;

It started when I finished work last night. I was picked up by the drummer in our band and we drove up to the rehearsal room. I smoked a joint on the way and by the time I had arrived there I was stoned as all hell. Our rehearsal room is a room in the corner of a huge warehouse, on a farm in the 'country'. Being as stoned as I was the place was tripping me out. I'm not going to talk about the wierd shit there because I probably imagined it all anyway. After rehearsing I got dropped off at my friends house to pick up some more weed. I didn't get there until 9 o'clock, though, and by this time he had run out. Feeling pissed off I walked home, but on the way I bumped in to an old mate, her boyfriend and their friends. They were all just as stoned as me and on their out. Obviously I asked her if she could hook me up and she said she could, so she phoned up the guy she had just scored from and said we were on their way to his (it was only 5 finutes away) and we started to walk round. When I got there I found that her 'dealer' was my old best friend who used to live next door to me (I'll call him M). He invited me to stay and I smoked a few joints with him, his girlfriend (one of my old friend's sisters), her friend (a girl who I haven't seen in years but used to have a total crush on when I was younger) and M's cousin (the last time I met this guy I was seven). We got stoned and chatted about what's been happening in our lives since we last saw eachother. It was a really great experience.

I left there at about 12:30am, and made my way home again. I was feeling really happy (i'm not going to say I was stoned - just assume that I am stoned through this whole story [which I was [[duh]]]). As I walked I listened to an old Muse album on my mp3 player and thought about the random sequence of events that had brought us all to the same place at the same time after so long. I was staring at the stars most of the time - I must have looked really wierd - and wasn't even looking where I was going. Fortunately, and I don't know how, I didn't bump in to anything. I walked like this until I got home, and went to grab my keys out of my pocket to let myself, but I couldn't find them. I searched and searched but nope, no keys. The house was locked and I didn't have a phone or any keys on me. Fuck.

I didn't know what to do, but fortunately I had a joint in my pocket, so I sat down to smoke it and tried to weigh up my options. Before I came to any conclusions I heard a strange noise coming from my left; the sound of somebody falling over on gravel. I walked around to see what had made it and saw a woman in her 20s trying to climb on to the balcony of one of my neighbours. She kept climbing, slipping and falling over and over again. She had no shoes on and looked like she had just been out for a meal or something. Being the gentleman that I am :rolleyes: I walked over and ask if she was okay. Like I thought she was locked out too. When I told her that I was locked out also she looked me in the eyes for a second or two and then burst out laughing. Neither of us knew what to say, because the situation was so fucking stupid. I said I would try and climb up for her, but I was way too stoned. I tried, slipped, fell, laughed. I apologised and said that i'm way too stoned, and she said she could tell, she was stoned too.We spent the next few minutes sitting on the wall talking and trying to weigh up both of our options. I asked "How come you're not wearing shoes?" and she told me that in an effort to wake her boyfriend up (who was asleep, stoned, on the couch in the living room) she had thrown both of her shoes at the window. They bounced off, made a huge noise, but landed on the balcony. We must haved laughed about this for like 10 minutes. Without trying to climb the balcony again we decided to just wait it out and get stoned. I rolled up a joint outside in the warm weather, and we sat there and smoked and chatted and laughed.

After a while she went quiet and looked like she was thinking really deeply. Then she said that she has had an awesome idea... possibly the best idea i'm ever going to hear. She told me the idea and five minutes later we were doing a balancing act, with her standing on my shoulders, and both of us pissing ourselves with laughter. After we managed to calm down I said "Fuck, what if
anybody walks past?" and we both started laughing again. Eventually we gave up and sat back down. After five minutes of listening to her laughing and telling me how much she is going to hurt her boyfriend when she finally gets in, I stopped a young guy who was walking down the street. I said "Mate, i'm going to ask you probably the strangest thing a stranger has asked you, but can you please let this woman stand on your shoulders?". Shit, you don't understand how much me and this woman (I later learned her name, I'll call her E) laughed at this, and the guy just stood there staring at us. I could tell he thought we were nutters so I chilled myself out and explained the situation - that E was locked out and we were both two stoned to get in. After asking him if he can heldp he just said "okay", climbed up in about 5 seconds flat, turned around and asked "ummm... now what do I do?". We told him to go in "Go in!!!!!", and he hesitantly complied. He disappeared through the balcony door and in to the living room. A short while later he returned with a panicked looked on his face; the boyfriend had woken up and was wondering why the fuck there was a stranger in his house. This was exactly what I thought would happen, and I sdaid to get the boyfriend to come outside. He came, but it still took him about 20 minutes to grasp what was going on (he must have been so stoned, he kept asking why she was waiting outside and he couldn't quite grasp the fact that she had been locked out). Eventually he came out and let her in, and the young guy was thanked and left for home. E and her girlfriend then insisted that I come in for a drink and a joint, so we went in to their place and smoked a few more joints and laughed about how crazy the whole situation was. We got to know eachother and then I said that I had to leave and try and get in to my place. I used their phone to dial home and woke my mum up, who unlocked the front door. I went home, decided it was easier to just fall asleep on the couch than go all the way to my bed, and went to sleep. :)

well that sounds like quite the evening

you should write a screenplay...

LOL
I can only imagine... Watching someone try to climb a wall stoned and falling over and over...LOL

whens the movie being released.......

lol ghostoker has the most exciting life out of all of us! What a story man!!!! :)

That was an awesome story. Plain and simple.

British Answer to WALTER MITTY!!!

Thats a Great story mate.:D
it sounds like the start of a good freindship..