Haha here's what I came up with:
Cum Guzzler
Cum Bubble
Cum Load
Cum Bucket
Douchebag
Douchebottle
Martha Stewart (aka evil bitch :D)
Michael Jackson (best thing to call a female plant)
Hooker
Bitch
Pussy
And who can forget the famous:
Whore
Cunt
Slut