Hilarious joke IVR

You know the things I mean. Those annoying electronic operators that say "Press 1 to place an order. Press 2 to check the status of an order...blah blah blah. Annoying as Hell, right? Well call this number:

703-912-1725

WARNING:This is a long-distance call to the US, somewhere in Virginia, and not a toll-free number. Don't call without parental permission, etc. You know the drill :D

A friend of a coworker maintains it as a joke. It costs him nothing extra when people call. But man, is it funny. :D

haha

what does it say i dont wanna call

Oh, and if someone is equipped to record it and post it as an MP3, that would be awesome. No way am I typing all that out.

sum it up?

meh ive herd that before

Ok, I hacked something together and saved it as .WAV file. Enjoy!

haha i called it and yeah i had heard it before too. I think they have one for like every state.

Beeble 703 is alexandria,VA. Come to my house and smoke a blunt you bastard!!! Your like 5 miles away. :)

Oh, I'm in 804, man. See location. :)