stupid friends

one of my stupid dam friends left a piece in the back of my moms car. i am chilling at my friends house then my mom calls me up saying i dont like finding pipes in my car, i was totally suprised about it. when you say its not yours they dont believe you. i come home and the pipe is sitting on the counter top and she tells me how it ruins your life or some other bs. basicly i got off the hook she didnt do anything. i had to do a couple of things for her then she tells me to get rid of it. so i pocket it and i plan on keeping this pipe too because if you dumb enough to leave a fucking pipe in a car that is not even mine does not deserve this back. im pissed, relieved and happy that i have a new pipe complements of assholes.