Funny event of the day

Yah so heres the situation: Ive been waiting for like a week for this guy to hook me up with an ounce and ive grown quite impatient. So today i decided to bike over to his house and enter for a while. So i get there and the back door is open, i go down to his basement and of course no one home. First i check all over for any weed, then i go into his room and take a pair of underwear out from his drawer and take a shit on it, then put it in front of the tv. It was all soft and messy and smelly i just loved it. Then after this i proceeded to jerk off and cum onto his pillow. I just got home and this put me in a good mood that no cannabis can ever give :)

egad! sure hope he doesn't figure out it was you, you'll never get that ounce

but truly, a funny funny thing to do.

I hope you washed your hands afterwards.

had you already payed him? if so then its halarious, if you hadnt payed him yet then you had no right to do that cuz he wasnt fuckin u over in any way

i can picture him cleaning up that ugly mess right now. probly thought it was sum hobo haha god im a twisted fucker

well done, grasshoppa, unless you hadent paid. Then, of course, your a sick fuck.

lol yea

thats fucked up

im planning on going again tomorrow it'll be my like summer hobby, a daily thing. any ideas on different places to defecate/jizz? im thinking his boots, smear some on the tv, crap all over his bed an put a gift box over it, jizz on his keyboard/ mouse,the possibilities are truly endless. maybe ill bring some friends and we'll do the whole house? also a surprise in his hat would be nice. Ill make the shit more obvious tomorrow though

Then you'll go in 1 day and he'll be hiding behind a door, and while you're having a great time whacking off, he'll cut you pecker off and feed it to dogs, then proceed to take a shit on you, then you'll be fucked! but as long as you don't get caught, then it's a pretty cool idea, and i say... carry on!