Help Help Help PLZ HELP

Ok so here's the scoop. . . . . . .
Mom found where I usually keep my stash. Nothing on me thank god but she found my old ass moldy shit from herbal smoke shop (never waste money on that again. . . ) which has led her to want to drug test me and that tomorrow.

A minor question - is there anything in that herbal shit I should worry about? I'm thinking no. . . .

Now the problem at hand - I had I guess a whole mary cookie that knocked me off my ass on Thursday. I'm wondering if I still have a chance at failing a test (I'm assuming it's gonna be urine). I'm not a regular smoker or eater for that matter but I've heard mixed opinions on the lasting period.

My next problem is she's keeping me trapped at home so I need a way to pass the test if I'm doomed to fail without having to go out and get anything.

dude just drink as much water as possible and cranberry juice if u have it! and pee as much as u can like as often as u can and when u have to pee in the cup pee alittle catch it and then pee the rest out. also DONT give her ur first pee of the day

Way ahead of ya on the water part :)

Thanks for the info

why cranberry juice? Never heard that one. I love cranberry juice though!

cranberry juice is a natural diuretic.. it makes u pee more! lost we're both in florida scared shitless over the same thing! i just took my test yesterday and im freaking out! i hope u pass

No shit I'm scared shitless :)

My mom is a nurse so in the end she could do whatever the hell she wants to test me. Chances are good though of a pee test.

I'm sitting at home rotting away until she comes home.

Chugging water by the glass :)

Good luck on ur test Dazzle.

BTW - Heard Ibuprofen can help. . . . . .any feedback on whether it's true would be great.

I am up shit creek to I have a drug test for job I want, clueless what do myself/ Certo I heard does good but hard to find. Nomoney either today I have to not smoke and drink water,lol Iam doomed. How much of water and cranbury juice one can hold

Well. . . . . . .

To finish this off, I took that fucking test and passed approval just barely.

I was truly lucky as hell.

Drank a shitload of water and soda and even got to hit the store and get that certo stuff. (not sure if it helped any; I think I took the test too soon after taking the certo)

Damn, what a ride that was!

I'm gonna go roll a blunt now :)

Peace.

CONGRATS!! happy for u! i really really hope i can post the same sometime in the next 2 days!