Make me laugh - Add a joke or cartoon

Let's all lighten up (pun intended) ... Use this thread to post your favorite joke or cartoon that you want us to see.

Cmon, dare you, make me laugh.

I don't know a lot of good jokes, so I'm going with a cartoon.

whats the hardest part about eating vegetables...
wait for it, wait for it, wait for it....
taking them out of their wheelchair first....

hehe...how do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner :D

^lmao

hehe

These are my favourite funny pics from my collection. :D

here is a freaky one for ya

awwwww

how do u know a blondes been on your computer?? there's tippex on the screen (white-out for the americans)!!!

How do u know another blonde's been on your computer? Theres writing on the tippex on the screen!!

Hehe, sorry to all you blondes out there...don't mean to offend anyone :D

Hugs xxxx

lmao blondes yup.........lol hehe

ok ive got 1......

There's a bus full of ugly people, and what happenes is they are going along a motorway and they all crash and die(not the funny part). after they die they all go up to heaven, and they are lining outside the gates of heaven. God comes out and calles to all of them '' before you all enter my domain, i shall grant you all one wish each!'', so he goes to the first man in line''what is you wish?'',''make me good-looking!'' he replies, second person''make me beautiful''so on a so fourth, and has god gets down the line he realises that everyone is wishing for the same wish, and he notices and the very end there is a man laughing his head off about everyone's wishes. So god carries along this line full of ugly people, all asking for the same wish ''make me good-looking...'' etc etc. By the time god gets to this man at the end of the line, he is already on the floor laughing his head off. ''What seems to be so funny my fellow man?'' god questioned. by the time he had calmed down and got up, sorted himself out, the man goes 'hhaaa haaa haaa oh nothing nothing, may i have my wish now?'', ''very well'' god replies.''what would you wish like to be?''.......the man points down the long line to the front,''make them all ugly again!''.