Diversion...

Long story short, I got caught by the po-pos, and subsequently I am now on Diversion. For those of you who don't know, Diversion is like a less severe version of probation that you pay for, and once you completely it all charges are dropped and nothing goes on your record. All the papers recently went through, and now all the rules start...curfew, random UAs, etc. They use a color system, where they assign you a color (mine's copper), and you call a hotline, and if your color is called, you have 24 hours to submit a urine sample. It's all done in a supervised building, and there's no possible way to sneak anything in, so I always have to give a legit sample. I found out from a friend that my color is called 3-5 times a month. I'd also like to note that my system is currently 100% clean.

My question is, how should I go about tokin' up? Should I steer clear of it completely, or just do it a little bit at a time, and if so, how much, etc.

Thanks in advance.

If it's 3 or 4 times I months, I woulden't recommend smoking until you are out of the program.

:( I was afraid of that...
Are there any drugs that aren't ridiculously hard to get, that aren't tested for by Diversion?

SIDE NOTE: Once your clean, single use of weed (say, a joint of schwag) shouldn't take more than 2-3 days to get out of my system, right? I'm 5'10", 140 pounds.

Fuck...oh well, I still have a bottle of Total Eclipse system flush I stole from GNC. Guess I'll save it for a special occasion. :D

The Wizzanator..It's a fake penis that urinates synthetic or substitued urine. There is a pouch that holds the urine and it flows through tubs into the fake penis. You can use substition real easy with this invention. There are other Items like this offered in head shops and on the i-net.

I seriously doubt it looks exactly like a real penis under close scrutiny...does it?
Did I mention you have to pull your shirt up to above your belly button and your pants (not your boxers) down?