The Onion on Medical Marijuana

I love the Onion. :D
http://www.theonion.com/wdyt/index.php?issue=4124

ROFL. Absolutely hillarious. I have an Onion poster in my bedroom. It's old, but funny. "Clinton takes leave of office to stand in line for Episode One." Then there's a picture of Clinton with a lightsaber and a bunch of Star Wars guys dressed up.

But...dont they use morphine for medical purpiouses (lol sp?)?

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Originally Posted by Lily420

But...dont they use morphine for medical purpiouses (lol sp?)?

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Yes they do, and did you know that your doctor could even prescribe you COCAINE if he/she wanted to? It's completely legal, and I guess the government thinks doctors are smart enough and honest enough to dispense THAT particular recreational drug.

Once in a hospital pharmacy I got to see over a million dollars of 99% pure surgical cocaine. It was incredible.......but put one tiny joint in that room and everyone goes to jail. Remarkable....