National News Alert!!!!

Saturday, June 11, 2005

National News

Toilet Paper Theft

Early Wednesday morning, a woman walked into a small restaraunt in Lake Elsinore, Ca but instead of ordering a meal like the usual guests, walked straight into the women's bathroom and ran back out with an armful of toilet paper. The waitress working there that day tried to stop the woman from leaving the restaurant, but was not successful. Witnesses identified the woman as Doreen Munoz, a resident of Lake Elsinore, Ca. Police are still looking for Doreen for further questioning. Later in the day, a few local trees were covered in toilet paper. They suspect that these two crimes may be related. :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'll investigate into this matter and get back to you.

and thats national news???

I cant believe what i just read. it's unconscionable.

I hope she gets the needle!!! j/k

She might have been out of toylet paper. I was laughing after I read that. Hahahahahahahahaha.