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hey all
rite theres this girl and i really fucking hate her, shes at my skool and i need a good way to get revenge for spiking (means insulting) me
any ideas? it has to be something good and original, shes a posh stuck up snob. i wanna anoy her not kill her btw :rolleyes:
You can print out flyers about her and post them all over the school property. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by naturalhigh
"____ fucked my husband"
itching powder :D
I would just let it go personally, but you asked for methods of madness not a morality lesson so...
She's stuck up so I'm going to take a guess mommy and daddy bought her a REALLY nice car that she loves. A pound or two of sugar in the gas should take care of that. If you don't want to be quite so mean, just let the air out of the tires. Peanut butter (and the like) can be put under the door handles. Painting fuck off in paint stripper on the hood could also be intersting. Also it should be noted shoe polish is notoriously hard to get off of car paint (or anything else for that matter).
An electric razor can work wonders if you take out chunk of hair right down (or at least close) to the scalp. Hard to be posh and stuck up with a large bald spot.
Itching/burning powder/spray is always a winner. Works best in shoes/undewear/etc. If you have access to her locker, thats the best place to go to work with this stuff.
Starting rumors is always a classic.
Of coarse if you have lots of skill and really want to stick it to her. Just have sex with her mom, and make sure she knows.
Again though, I'd say just leave it be. If she is a bitch, everyone knows it anyways, no need to go through extravagent measures to prove it to the world.
i vote for the have sex with her mom
LMFAO
Get an empty plastic bottle and keep cumming into it so eventually you've got a bottle full of cum. Take it into school and when you see her dunk the cum all over her head, try and get a picture too so you can stick them up all around school.
BUKKAKE!
What did she say/do to insult you by the way? did she turn you down for a date or something?
me to. and if she has any sisters or female cousins ect. go through them toQuote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
Living well is the best revenge.
Karma is a bitch, let her take care of revenge, you just live your life.
I completely agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush
I remember being unceremoniously dumped, outside the record store, in full view of all my friends and his. Everyone heard every word, I was 15. I thought I'd die of the hurt and embarrassment, you know how it is at that age:)
I've moved back to my home town. He still lives here. I pass him most days in the car, with his fat, common wife and their string of hooligan children. I never miss the chance to wave, smile :D shout out a greeting and drive away. Thanking God for my good fortune. Far better than telling all the girls in the convent that he was a fumbling idiot with breath like a rhino.
Ignore it, move on and let nature take it's course. Karma is a most wonderful thing;)
Exactly Lu!!!
What goes around comes around!