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...don't get me wrong, i truly love my two children to life. but when you've been with them all day everyday for the past whenever months it tends to wear you down. i don't even know if i know how to speak like an adult or much less speak without yelling! i just want a couple of hours to myself.
didn't want anything-BUT NEEDED TO VENT!!!!
kill em
or
smoke a fatty
or
get em to a kindergarden
life's so simple with mellow mood! lol
No worries man, I have a solution and it's called "dumping em on a friend who owes you a favor so you can hose a fat bone with your boys just like it used to be."
I hope you appreciate this parenting advice from a 16 year old. :D
You need to splurge bigtime on yourself .... probably 2-3 times a year minimum. A day spa, a BIG night out, a vacation to the carribean. You gotta do it, and the key to be able to do things like this is called
"dumping em on a friend who owes you a favor so you can hose a fat bone with your boys just like it used to be."
Sometimes I wake up from a sexy dream only to find that I've splurged bigtime on myself. This happens maybe 2-3 times a week, minimum. A daydream, a BIG erection, a vacation to the bathroom. I always do it, and the key to these problems is called
"visiting a female friend who owes me a favor so she can blow my fat hose just like it used to be"
:(
I suck
bahahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dick Justice
thanks for the big-ups gang. bout to be stoned anyway. i need my own dealer. when the hubby's away i wanna know that i can get some without his "boys." so anyone in the dc area give me a shout-out.
Loosends, I feel you sister!! Mine are 8 1/2, 5 1/2, and 2 and now it's summer vacation. I swear, 90% of the time I am yelling, waitressing, or refereeing. I love them but I need a day off, too. My husband wonders why I like to stay up late and I don't go to bed when he does. It's because when everyone else is asleep is the only time I am ever alone!!