Funniest Trip

what are some of everyone elses funniest trip moments? I would have to say, although I don't remember it, that talking to a pizza has to have been one of my funniest. Evidently I talked to a pizza and named a peperoni George, then someone at it. :(

all trips are "funny".Especially shroom trips.SOmetimes they are scary,but for the most part everthing to me just seems so stupid.Everything is all over-exaggerated and out of proportion.Sometimes i like going out into public(if im in control of myself) and just laughing at people.......Little kids,old people,dumb people,drunk people.
but to answer your ? i can think of 3 funny times,althought there were countless ones

1.being arrested with 3 of my friends on dxm at one of the great lakes<---dxm

2.seeing my friend nodded out on my toilet with the lights off<-----shrooms

3.almost rear ending a cop on a country road going up a hill,because he was driving so slow.Okay,we didnt quite almost rear end him,but we were all on acid and had acid on us,and the cops car was right there man!!you know!!luckily he was in front of us.But he drove so slow,we didnt know what to do.We were all facin and jjust like "do we pass him,cuz hes going so slow,or just stay behind him and wait till the end of the road".Needless to say,we did the smart thing and stayed behind that fuckin piggy.And at the end of the road we turned the opposite way......home free to the boonies!!!

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Sometimes i like going out into public(if im in control of myself) and just laughing at people.......Little kids,old people,dumb people,drunk people.

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I would do that, but knowing myself and the way I am when tripping, I would only get caught.

My example I posted first was on shrooms, by the way.

just remember when your tripping in public:they are more scared of you,then you are of them......

^couldnt be more true

dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine.

dancing in a puddle of vomit was fun and mildly disturbing.

i'd have to say my favorite was when i was going to meet a friend of the female persuasion. she was meeting me for indian food, which i hate, so i took some acid (good enough reason for me). i walked into the restaurant, told her i hd a secret, and when she leaned i said something along the lines of "buggidy buggity buggity bah," licked her face, stood up, and calmly walked to pinball pete's (arcade). i remember going to meet her, i remember having a short conversation with her and immediately leaving, and i remember the arcade, but i don't remember her friend who was apparently there to bear witness or how i got home.

the moral of this story: you can get away with anything if you just say you were on drugs.

well.. i guess i could post this in here.. i was trippin on salvia, and i turned into mario, and went running through the mines of moria, then jumped on a fan... in real life... so i guess that got a few laughs...

i dont ever really rember why i start tlaughing but i love just laughing my ass off, until my stomach and cheecks hurt all becuase im high off my ass

i just rembered something: one time me and my friend were andering the streets when we were really high and there was cops all over the place and there must of been an accident or something cuz there were a bunch of lights at the end of the road. and me and my friend stood there for what seemed to be forever trying to decide where to cross the road and out of now where i was just like i guess we'll just jay walk instead.

then we went to the gas station for munchies at like 3 in the morning and we met theese two kids who were high too and we all just loitered out side the gas station until the guy kicked us off the property

i remember one time we took them i was at my friends house an we were waitin 4 them 2 kick in an we were playin 007 on n64(jus pulled out a random old game)an the people in the game had really big heads so when i looked over 2 my friends it looked like there heads were really big 2