Theoretically

Well, there's a tornado watch in my area up in Waukesha, WI. (as usual, for some reason Waukesha likes to suck all the energy out of storms right away so we never get any cool storms, just shitty rain). But anyway, I love to blaze during thunder storms. So let's say I have a pipe and a few bowls in my pocket and I get sucked through a window headfirst in to a tree by a tornady and end up in the hospital. And they took all of my clothes off and shit, and went through my pockets looking for ID, and they found my pipe and shit. Would they call the cops or whatever? Or would those fucking greedy doctors steal all of my weed and smoke it? Just wondering, any doctors or nurses or anything in here know what happens when they find shit on patients?

well of course they will probably document it/call the authorities....atleast by their already normal procedures....it would just be good buisness ethics...alotta shit could happen to them if they didn't.....they could technically even be sued for it i'm sure...although how i'm not sure of....but then again it would probably just depend on the doctor that actually makes the find....cuz i know if i was a pothead doctor i'd take your shyt....it's not like you're going to need it any time soon after you get sucked outta window by a tornado and hit into a tree headfirst.....thought when you were better and able to get up and move around i'd surely come by and give you some of Dr. Shawn's good ol' green medicine for repayment....but maybe that's just me

Shit dude, I would definatly need my weed back the minute I woke up from that shit.

Just dont sit near any windows lol, and you wont have to worry. And if you hit a tree, i doubt you would survive, but then agine you never know. But you would hit it so hard you will probably for get what weed is lol.

It seems to me they wouldn't be allowed to talk to the police. That would interfere with the patients privacy rights. If you are underage and people take you in for alcohol poisoning they don't call the cops. I don't see why the weed thing would be any different. Maybe I'm wrong though.

Don't risk it. Smoke all your weed NOW !!!

the cops probably wouldn't give a shit about patient's privacy rights if the doctor called them because u had bud. like on requiem for a dream when harry is in the hospital.

then again... u could just carry a card that tells the paramedics to take the joint out of ur pocket, light it, and stick it in ur mouth and never have to go to the hospital.

i kid....