Seed Germination

:confused: What's the simplest way to get seeds to start to germinate?
Thx

put them in a damp/warm paper towel. Fold the towel and place in a ziplock bag, place the bag on top of an appliance where the heat vent is, "Monitor, stereo, cable box". This will get the temp warm and pop those babies open like pop corn, well not like pop corn but you know....

Open the bag every 3 or 4 hours to let fresh air in, you do not need to zip the bag and I leave mine open but not wideopen.

Thanks P8.
The last time I grew anything was; Vietnamese Red on the side of the tracks.

depending on the seed quality, they should pop open in 24 to 48hrs and sometimes in 12 hrs

i just put them in a film cannister full of water... then stick em in the soil

After the seeds pop the little white tail, when's a good time to get them in the soil?

Thanks.

when the pop open, plant the seed so thw white tail is down and the seed is on top pushing up through the dirt

put about 2 inches down so you have a strong stem, use floros and put them as close as poss. I put mine a quarter of an inch away from the plant. I never had 2 40 w flors burn a plant, if you use more w than that do not let them touch but never had a floro burn my plant. You want as close as pos to keep stretching down. some say to put the floros 2 inch away but I had stretching when I did that.

stick them seeds inside your asshole overnight and they will germinate quick enough

it works like a charm everytime

Or....one can stick them in the the tip of ones weener before bedtime,
and wake up with sprouted seeds.