I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!!

SO THIS GUY WAS DELIVERING A PACKAGE TO MY DOOR WHILE I WAS PLAYING WITH MY SHOTGUN AND I ACCIDENTLY SHOT HIM TO DEATH!!! OMG WTF!!! HOW DO I DISPOSE OF THE BODY!!!! MY FRONT DOOR IS SHATTERED AND BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE FRONT PORCH!!! AND ITS 9 AM!!! DO I NEED TO CUT HIM UP IN THE BATH TUB???? !!!!! WHERES THE BEST PLACE TO PUT THE BODY???!!! IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL??? THE LAKE??? THE WOODS??? BURN HIM??!!! AHHHH I AM FREAKING OUT!!!! WHAT DO I DO WITH HIS VEHICLE?? DO I RUN IT OFF A CLIFF ??? WHAT??!!!! I AM SO FUCKED!!!

the best thing to do with a body is feed it to pigs... go get snatch and fastforward it to about the middleish of the movie... he give you a five minute speech about it... sounds easy if you can find you some nice pigs...

ps. don't kill people it's not good...

lol first things first clean the fucking blood off the front door
actually i dont know why im bothering

but it was an accident. btw, im using a band saw to cut up the body, is there a better tool to use?

Do something about the smell, coz that is what gives it away. Either go cannible style or bury his dead ass. Leave no fingerprints. :cool:

Put him in a Bucket and Mail him to his parents....

and you could at least do the right thing and finish off his Deleveries for him....

well, heres a quick update: i cut up him body into 6 in x 6 in squares and put them in a garbage bag. then i put a big plant infront of the door and drove his van into the garage. but i think some of the neighbors mught have seen me, so i am currently planning on how to delete them from the neighborhood. btw, how long does it take for human flesh to naturally de-compose in soil?

no, skin him, pin it to the wall to dry, castrate him and pickle his penis, crucify the skinless body, in your back garden, then set it on fire, don the skin-cloak, eat the pickled cock, climb onto the burning crucifix, wearing the skin-cloak, hold on with one hand whilst waving like a cowboy hat with the other, and screaming and baying like a mating Stag!

Do us a favour and walk to the nearest Nut Farm and commit yourself..
Im sure if you tell the Nice people at the front desk what you told us.
They'd Be more than happy to sighn you in and get a straight jacket on you...

asshole! and if you are telling the truth about murding somone by accident (dumbass) this is why us stoners have a bad name, cus they hear about dumbass's like you and think we're all phycopaths.

lay off the cocain son.