Chicken Hawk Down!

Bill Maher Said this and I thought it was Hillarious and Right.


New Rule: The people in America who are most in favor of the Iraq war must now go there and fight it. The Army missed its recruiting goal by 42% last month. More people joined the Michael Jackson Fan Club. "We've done picked all the low-lying Lynndie England fruit." And now we need warm bodies. We need warm bodies like Paula Abdul needs...warm bodies!

Now, last week, a Baptist minister in North Carolina told nine members of his congregation that unless they renounced their 2004 vote for John Kerry, they had to leave his church. Well, if we're that certain these days that George Bush is always that right about everything, then going to Iraq to fulfill the glorious leader's vision would seem the least one could do. And, hey, if it makes it any easier for you, just think of it as a reality show: "Fear Factor: Shitting Your Pants Edition." "Survivor: Sunni Triangle." Or maybe it's a video game, "Grand Theft Allah."

Now, I know you're thinking, but, Bill, I already do my part with the "Support Our Troops" magnet and the American Flag, I have on my Chevy Tahoe. How much more can one man give? Well, here's an intriguing economic indicator. It's been over a year since they graduated, but neither of the Bush twins has been able to find work. Why don't they sign up? Do they hate America or just freedom in general?

And that goes for everybody who helped sell this war. You've got to go first. Brooks and Dunn, drop your cocks and grab your socks! Ann Coulter, darling, trust me, you will love the Army. You think you make up shit!

Curt Schilling, b-bye! You ended the curse on Boston. Good. Let's try your luck in Fallouja. Oh, and that Republican Baldwin brother, he's got to go so that Ted Nugent has someone to frag.

But mostly, we have to send Mr. And Mrs. Britney Spears. Because Britney once said, "We should trust our president in every decision that he makes, and we should just support that and be faithful in what happens." Okay, somebody has to die for that. Or at least go. Hey, maybe she'll like it. Hell, she's already knocked up. That'll save the MP unit about ten minutes.

And think of the spiritual lift it will provide to troops and civilians alike when actual combat smacks the smirk off of Kevin Federline's face and fills his low-hanging trousers with dootie.

In summation, you cannot advocate for something you wouldn't do yourself. For example, I'm for fuel efficiency, which is why I drive a hybrid car and always take an electric private plane. I'm for legalizing marijuana, and so I smoke a ton of it.

And I'm for gay marriage, which is - oh, well, you get the points!

i tried to join but because of my criminal background i couldnt.

i would be honored to serve in iraq,thats where you underestimate republicans.we actually back up what we say.

republicans are much more of a warrior type than democrats or liberals.

Thats BS man half the guys i know in the army dont give a shit who's liberal, republican, or democrat. We do it cause it was a choice of our own, fuck liberals, fuck democrats, and fuck republicans. The only thing thats on your mind when the lead is flying your way is, "fuck i hope i dont catch one" or "man I cant believe this is really happening"...politics are by far te LAST thing on your mind!!! Most of you would know this if you had experience in this issue, but you dont, so really you cant make assumptions.

Dont get me wrong, half the time i was sitting in that litterbox they call Afghanistan, i was asking myself why i was there. But asking myself all that only made things look more bleak so i said fuck it and concentrated on making it out alive. Even if i didnt agree with the reasons why i was there i was still there and i had a job to do...and most importantly, i was going to make it home alive. Once you understand that youll be ok to some extent.