drug test on Friday, I have a plan but need to run it by you guys

Hi Guys and gals,

I am going for a pre employment test on Friday. I just found out yesterday and I abstained yesterday. Obviously after coming to my senses and dealing with reality , there is no way in hell I can piss clean on Friday. So I have decided to substitute. From all of my readings on here the past 24 hours it seems to me the most important thing with substitution is the temperature. Im a heavy smoker , I would say between 1/2 oz and 3/4 oz per week of high grade bud.

So here is my plan-
1. On Friday AM my 13 year old son is going to piss for me before he goes to school. ( app 8:30 am)

2. Im going to take the container with me to meet with the managers to finalize the pay , start date , etc. Im going to wrap it up good and keep it in the car.

3. Im thinking they will send me to test after this meeting at 11 am. Heres the tricky part. I know it will be cool in temperature , but after taking FakeBoobs advice I have already gotten a digital therm at drug store for $10.

4. So when Im on the way I was wondering if I should stop somewhere and heat this up to acceptable temp , then put it in tuckable bottle and tuck it under my nuts. Or should I use handwarmers and wrap it in foiil with handwarmers , then unwrap it and tuck it? Im not afraid to tuck, I tucked 3/4 oz of kind bud under there flying to Las Vegas last year. It can be done.

5. Im going to go in and pass my test.

Ok so I have 2 questions-1. should I use the handwarmers and a bottle or a condom? I think I can get it close to body temp after 30 minutes or so . 2. Should I carry my thermometer in with me so I can check temp inside facility?

Have I missed anything? The funny thing is I quit for 4 months waiting for this job, then I was told that due to upcoming Obamacare they were going to wait until 2014 to hire. So of course I started to smoke again. Of course they call me last week as I am smoking a bowl. LOL.

Oh and one more thing- I was going to put my kids piss in my failed First Check test cup I failed today. It gets a little condensation after a while. Is that ok before I transfer it or should I go ahead and transfer into nut tuck mode before I leave the house?

Thank you guys in advance. There is so much good info on this site.

Garcialater!!

I am currently practicing right now with my microwave getting the temp right. If I heat for 10 seconds it gets up to 105 deg and then I can let

Forget condoms. They are susceptible to leaks and breakage. Stick with bottles.

A digital thermometer is not really necessary. Instead, use the stick on-type baby forehead temp strips (sold at most chain pharmacy stores). They are similar to the temp strips used by the collectors at the facility. While they may not be as accurate to the "nth" degree as the digital units, they are obviously accurate enough to merit continued use by the facilities.

Just stick a temp strip on the bottle and thats one less item that you have to sneak into the facility.