Help, opinions please.

I have even clean for about 3 years and of course I get a fantastic job opportunity but it involves a piss test. Here's the kicker. Go figure I started smoking occasionally again about two months ago. Once at night a couple times a week and during the weekend afternoons :(. I havnt smoked in about two weeks as of today. I'm basically screwed huh. My dads friend hooked me up with the job and it would be very embarrassing if I failed ya know. I don't know when the test is but it could be this week for all I know. It's a union job too good money and all. I hate my life right now ha. I was clean for so long too. Any suggestions or just try my luck with the dilute method in the stickys... FYI I'm 24 about 5'11" and weigh around 180lbs. I have a desk job so I'm not in the best shape but I'm not a fat ass either. Help me!!!!

Pick up a THC test kit and test yourself to see where you actually stand. When testing yourself, be sure to use the first-mornings void. If you test positive, then you should consider subbing (clean persons sample or synthetic) for the actual U/A, if passing and securing that new job is really of any importance to you.

For subbing tips, read up on N2s Substitution "sticky" thread.

appreciate the quick response!, It important. I got a two year old and this moneys almost double what Im making now. Gonna help out my family quite a bit. Could I use my fiances urine? She takes perscript anxiety medicine though. IDK if female urine will make a difference. Supposedly I go to the doctors to do it along with a physical. They probably would watch right? I should be able to get away with it.

Gender (as well as the age of the donor) is not a factor. Drug testing methodologies have no ability to determine gender - they only recognize drug metabolites.

With that being stated, any human urine sample can be used as a sub as long as the donor is indeed drug-free (that includes scripted/OTC meds to avoid any hassles with the lab and/or MRO). Also, be sure that the sub donor had not consumed a large amount of fluids prior to donating the sample to you (to avoid a "too-diluted" ruling).

Employment-related U/A's are unobserved unless the donor had been suspected of tampering.

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Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

Gender (as well as the age of the donor) is not a factor. Drug testing methodologies have no ability to determine gender - they only recognize drug metabolites.

With that being stated, any human urine sample can be used as a sub as long as the donor is indeed drug-free (that includes scripted/OTC meds to avoid any hassles with the lab and/or MRO). Also, be sure that the sub donor had not consumed a large amount of fluids prior to donating the sample to you (to avoid a "too-diluted" ruling).

Employment-related U/A's are unobserved unless the donor had been suspected of tampering.

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Thank you much! got my THC test gonna see where I stand in the morning. Hopefully Im clean so I dont got to worry about all this crap. I dont have anyone I could get urine from without sounding like a fool. Plus Im a bit nervous of doing that and getting caught.

Well I bought a First Check THC test kit. Did it this morning with my first wiz mid stream and passed. Any one have experience on these. Hopefully pretty accurate.

From what I understand the lab test is almost no different than home tests; dipstick unless you fail then they'll do GC

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Originally Posted by wesleypipez

From what I understand the lab test is almost no different than home tests; dipstick unless you fail then they'll do GC

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Few... It wasnt a dipstick either. I had to put like 3 drops onto a like a prego test lookin thing and wait for a line to show up. I feel good now ha. Its a damn good job too so Im gonna celebrate first check with a oz of some dank :rasta: