I'm a pretty light smoker; should I risk it? Need advice!!!

Ok, so I am very new and inexperienced with trying to beat a drug test and I have 1 week to become a master: I was notified that my job at a very large company had been eliminated on 8/16, so knowing that Iâ??d be looking for a job, I immediately stopped smoking. With my prior use, I was/am pretty much a lightweight. I normally smoke 1-2 puffs of schwag from a one-hitter 4-5x each week, with maybe one of those times each week a little more (4-5 hits). After my last day at my previous job â?? 8/28 â?? I caught a break and a team in another dept where I worked offered me a new role. I was also looking at other job opportunities, so I still (mostly) refrained from smoking anything regularly but did have two hits around 9/1 and then at a party just this past Sat nite had two more puffs. The bad thing is, this recent smoking was with more potent weed: my source was out of the cheap stuff so actually gave me a small qty of hydro, so thatâ??s what I puffed two hits of on 9/1, and based on its effects on me, I believe what I puffed this past Sat may have been some strong stuff as well.

Donâ??t have the exact date yet, but Iâ??m expecting to have to test early next week, around 9/17-18, which would be about a month since I last smoked regularly, butâ?¦ those 4 hits of hydro over the last week or so! Ugh. Since I was officially not an employee anymore when the offer was made, they are making me go through the drug screen (pretty sure itâ??s a urine test).

I did buy a home test kit last night and tested negative, but as thatâ??s just 72hrs since I last smoked, Iâ??m a little skeptical as to the accuracy and cannot afford to get a false sense of optimism. I also know those tests only test to 50ngs but I donâ??t know what my employer will be testing to.
My dilemma is that Iâ??m torn between relying on that test and going the more â??honestâ?� route, just cleansing by drinking a lot of water, exercising as much as I can, and anything else that is recommended and then hoping I pee clean. The downside of this obviously is that I know Iâ??ve smoked so a positive could come back and this is a high-paying gig at a VERY large employer. If I donâ??t get it, Iâ??m screwed for any other future roles there too after a 10 yr career earning nearly six digits.

The other route is to try one of the numerous products out there that promises to get me a clean test, but Iâ??m reading that many/most of those can be detected so that seems like far from a guarantee as wellâ?¦

My last option but one I really donâ??t want to gamble with is getting a buddyâ??s urine who doesnâ??t smoke. Pretty sure heâ??d do it but Iâ??m concerned about having the temp firmly between 90-100 degrees since if itâ??s not, theyâ??ll know somethingâ??s up.

FYI, Iâ??m male, 46 years old, 230lbs but overall in pretty good health with a reasonably good metabolism for someone my age who doesnâ??t exercise on any kind of regular basis.

Any advice is most appreciated!!!! I'm desperate and even have a medical appt this morning to see if I can convince my dr I have acid reflux so he'll prescribe me Protonix, which I've read can trigger false positives! (I wouldn't take it prior to the test, but if I come back positive I could possibly point to that and see if they'd retest....).

Theres really no false-positives anymore. False-positives are eliminated when the urine sample goes through the confirmation GC/MS test. The GC/MS can distinguish between illicit and non-illicit substances.

Drinking water does not rid the body of THC. For more info, do an Advanced Search with the terms "water soluble drinking water days THCA concentration".

Thanks for the reply, Burnt Toast. When did the GC/MS test come about? I ask because the maker of Protonix -- Pfizer -- lists it as potentially causing false positives, but i'm not sure how old that info is.



Regardless, having Protonix on hand is obviously a last resort: a potential defense anyway for having failed the test.

My goal though obviously is to PASS the test, so I'm trying to find out to what levels Quest tests to and how I can test myself to that same level at home beforehand to see how I'll do and take action in the week I have if necessary.

Any tips given my history?

Thanks in advance....

The link youve provided linked me to a damaged file, therefore it has been nuked. In the future, please be more careful when posting links (at the same time, make absolutely sure that any links posted are not links to sites selling goods and services) . In addition, please refrain from making further references to other types of drugs (legal or illegal). Only cannabis can be discussed in these forums.

The GC/MS is nothing new. Labs have been using the GC/MS as a confirmation test dating all the way back to the "Just Say No" era of the Reagan Eighties.

Burnt Toast: sorry, I do want to look at the info you're pointing me too, but want to be sure I'm doing it as quickly and efficiently as possibly since time is of the essence. Can you clarify what exactly you mean when you say "do an advanced search"? I'm pretty web savvy but typically just go to Google and punch in what i'm looking for. Will that get me to what you're wanting me to read? Or, can you just post a direct link? Thanks!!

Burnt Toast --

Apologies, i was reading over my post and saw my link missing and figured I'd forget to paste it in, so I did an edit to add it back in. Go ahead and nuke again if it's showing damaged on your end (it showed fine for me...).

And sorry about the violations. I'm a major newbie here but will play by the rules moving forward.

Up above where you see the advertising banner, you'll see a search bar below the banner. Click on the tab "Advanced Search" and you'll go from there.

Yep, got it; thx.

From reading some other post, it sounds like when you personally test you go with the subbing methodology and after reading all the different dilution (aka: "Cleansing") products and variability among them, I think subbing is the route I'm going.

What's best to sub though: synthetic or urine from another human? Assuming human, I believe I've read it can be male or female, but can you confirm? If Synthetic is better or just as good, what's the gold standard? I've heard mostly about Quick Fix and it seems solid. Have you used it?

Fyi, I've asked most of these questions on another thread so if you've answered there, no need to repeat!

Thanks for all the help so far....

Any human sample can be used as a sub as long as the sub donor is indeed drug-free and not overhydrated.

As far as synthetics used in the past, Ive used the QF, the Magnum, and Ingology Golden Shower Enhancer brands - all with success. Of the three, Ive used the QF the most frequently, having first used it 13 years ago (back when it was available in the 4 oz bottle).

Ok, I'm a master at this, I had 3 piss tests a week when I was in an outpatient rehab, people tell you about special drinks you can buy and yada yada but they don't work, what I would do is the night before the test I would try'to drink 2 gallons of water within 2 hours, and I would get in my jacket and pants, and run around tye block and sweat like a pig for 2 or 3 hours, and I would keep drinking water and try to pee, eventuallly...maybe around midnite, I would'crash and go to sleep, as soon as I would wake I would drink 4 huge cups'of black coffee, because'coffee it a dieuretic, and I would chug as much water as I could, after you've pissed 5 or 6 times, your piss is dilluted, but then comesanother problem, they can tell when your urine is dilluted because its to clear, so you need to take lots of vitamin b complex, chew 4 or 5 every 30-45 minuets, don't worry, it won't make u sick, then within an hour of your drugtest, go to the store and buy a monster energy drink, it just makes your piss'really dark, trust me, and when u go to take your drug test, see if you can bring a monster in with you, because if they say your piss is too dark now, you can blame it on the monster and just hope they don't send it to the lab.. here's a more dangerous tip I used a few times, supposedly, aspirin makes a false negative for thc on most panel drug tests, so at your own risk take 3 or 4 aspirins within 35 minuets of the test, I'm 5'8" and I weigh 165 lbs. And I took the aspirins and had no I'll effects, but for legal reasons, I do not codone injesting more than the reccomended dose on the aspirin bottle, so do it at your own risk, and good luck, I hope you pass, I've passed over 30 drug tests by this method so I assure you its reliable, but keep in mind to do all this accoording to your own height and weght. Good luck :-)