Testing Certo and dilution

Im an idiot an have been smoking while on felony probation. Im on non reporting and havent been tested in 7 months. I got too comfy. I was exhaling from my roor yesterday and the phone rang. It was my punk ass PO. I have to be there Thursday at 1:30pm. I bought certo, gatorade, aspirin, multi vitamins, and 2 First Check home tests that test at 50ng... I drank a pack of certo and downed a 64oz gatorade in an hour. I waited till my piss was clear and then took a test... FAIL....now im just about to hit hour 3 after my first certo dose. Ive been working on another certo bag with more gatorade and some water. Everytime i pee i drink to make up for what came out. Im peeing about every 10 minutes. I also dropped aspirin, multi vitamin and some azo about 40 minutes ago. I guess im guna keep drinking for another hour and see what my pee tests then. If this method does not work for me i am getting a whizzanator. Only problem with that is once when i was in jail a guy said his PO caught him because it looked fake?? I guess i will have to go look at the weener before i buy it lol. Has anyone ever used the whizzer?? Does it look fake?

Failed 2nd test....

Well, got to go in tomorrow at 1:30pm. Ifi dont go, jail. If i fail, jail. Im buying. Whizzinator Touch, fuck the extra charge if i get caught. If i violate for a fail it will be my 3rd violation anyway so im just gunna go all out.. If i dont post here tomorrow, then you know where i am.. Jail..ill let yall know..

So my test is today at 1:30. I was able to find a whizzinator touch. I am also going to try and dilute. I will test my piss b4 i go in, if i fail my home test i will use the whizzzzz.. PLEASE IF YOU READ THIS PRAY FOR ME!!! My whole life is possibly about to be crushed if i fail. I will lose EVERYTHING. I SWEAR, if i do pass i will post here immediately. If i dont post i am in jail.. C ya guys... Wish me luck

So the fuckn whizzinator, the white color looks like a fucking almost pink color. I bought it as a last resort. Ive drunk a gallon of water in an hour and a half. Took my first at home test and fuckin faintly passed. I got a detox drink to make my pee yellow. Im going to try and do another gallon before i go. The whizz was a fuckin waste of $$$ hopefully yall will hear back from me later...

Ok so, i didnt pass shit! But somehow by the act of God or Buddah <----haha
My po told me im getting put on unsupervised probation and ripped up the fucking paperwork for the drug test before i pissed in the cup!!! WTF??? FUCK YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS OMG!!! I was so happy guys. Holy shit. Let me get back to what my plan was, i bought 6 First Check at home piss tests. The cut off on them is 50ng. I drank a gallon and a half of water in 3 hours plus a detox drink called Vale. I was passing the piss tests but BARELY.. The line was there but it was so faint that i believed id have failed. The whizzinator was a waste and looks fake as fuck. The piss hole is like 1/4 inch wide. Fuckn dumb. So, luckily i didnt get to find out what my PO would say about a faint line popping up. My conclusion is that dilution works, but depending on your body type and usage. I am 5'10 160lbs. Low body fat. Pretty damn fast metabolism. I also wasnt smoking to much before this weekend. I did smoke about a gram and a half of some very high quality budzz on Monday, its now Thursday. But all that being said I still believe after a gallon and a half and a detox drink my PO would have failed me...so if your on probation, i know this is NOT what u want to hear. Dont fucking smoke.. I got lucky as a lotto winner. But i learned my damn lesson..

Ill never forget the feeling ive felt for the last couple days. No sleep, no food, just tears and regret. I literally considered shooting myself in the meat of my calf to have a REAL excuse for not showing up. Thats how much my freedom meant to me. I hope this helped someone out in someway... I know its way more then confusing reading all these threads on diff websites trying to believe 9,000,000,000 different opinions. The only solid FORSURE opinion and option for probation is the one you dont want to hear.. TO STAY CLEAN. Alright, im fuckin DONE with these forums. Until i get off probation and start growing weed lol, then ill be back on here after i get arrested for manufacturing, only to read my own thread to convince me to stay sober.. Lol fuck i cant wait for a bong rip...

Thank you for continueing to post updates even though no one replied. Cause I was searching the interntet for ways to pass a drug test for a job and your post helped. And congrats free bird!