Is there a possibility of me passing?

So, I'm taking a UA for a job I got in SoCal. I got the orders in my email today and they expire Monday, so I'm going in on Monday morning.

I've passed tests before with the same clinic using the dilution method, however, I'm extremely nervous this time because it's my dream job.

I haven't smoked in 2-3 weeks, I know it's been 2 weeks for sure. (I have memory issues... heh.)

Been a fairly regular smoker since I was about 16. I usually buy in halfs, which typically lasts me a month. So... about an eighth a week.

I'm pretty heavyset for a chick. I weigh about 185 and I'm 5'6".

I've had to take tests before, but they were usually taken during periods of major abstinence.

I've read all the stickies and have done mass amounts of research in the last couple days.

Also, at the moment completely broke. So I don't really have an extra cash to buy any substitutions or anything to detox with... :/

Could there be a possibility of me passing this UA? If you guys have any other tips and/or tricks that would help me out, that would be very appreciated! Thanks!

At this point, I just need a little hope! Haha!

Can you afford at least one at-home THC test kit from your local pharmacy? Who knows, maybe you're negative as of this moment. Why not scrounge the money, take the test, and find out. If you're negative, you can just stop all worrying right there and be on happily with your life.

If you're positive after the test, and you can't afford a synthetic, then why not substitute using a friend's clean urine? That's the best price of all....free. You'll need a hand-warmer and enough time to heat it up to the proper temperature. There's lots of advice on this forum about techniques for doing it successfully.