Originally Posted by Weezard
My friends pinched my lighters all the time.
So I started buying pink bics.
That slowed the male friends down. :)
Then I got one of those "yoyo" holders and tied a string to the lighter.
Kinda worked but was clumsy and made me look cheap. :)
Hell! it was cheap.
(I need to stop playing from greed.)
So I ate some kind of mushroom and thought about it.
Aum!!
Life is short.
Imagine some love.
Now, think with it
Ahhhh.
Nipped on down to Costo and bought a pallet-o-bics.
(Cost less than a good meal out.)
Now I give all my guests their very own lighter, in their favorite color, and I never run out.
(They keep losing them in my couch cushions, along with enough spare change to show a profit on the deal. :D)
Life is short, my friends.
Aloha nui loa,
Weezard