the most stoned you have ever been

what is the most stoned you have ever been without passing out, well, cos, common.... those stories aren't that entertaining.


for me, it would have to be my 5th time smoking (2nd time ever getting high), and the first (and last) time smoking with my brother. so i was a massive novice, and my bro whipped out a fucking 5gram blunt of bluberry haze. i had 3/4ths of it to myself, and as i stumbled insided, i walked into my parents room, grabbed a recliner, some mouthwash, and some sour cream and onion chips, layed down, and had reoccuring compulsions to wash my mouth with mouthwash, then have salt immediately in my mouth, and repeat. fuckinv crazy. i felt like i was breathing out fire. oh, and not to mention everything was in black and fucking white. it was intense. i thought of my entire childhood in a 3 hour period. every single bit of it.

The first time I smoked multiple blunts in one sitting, i passed right out and didnt wake up till morning.

One of the first few times I got stoned, I tried to drive.
Not a good idea.
The road and the lines kept moving away from me no matter which way I steered or how straight I tried to keep it. Not to mention every car that was coming at me in the other lane caused me to stop completely in my lane. And I wasnt scared...I found this all funny as shit.
Luckily, the guy I was with was able to drive the rest of the way.
BTW, that has never happened to me again since.

All I remember from when I was the most high ever was playing soul caliber with 2 friends, and thats not a visual memory I just remember thats what we were doing at the time, otherwise I really dont remember anything.

I'm pretty high right now, after smoking only two bowls of bomb tree. one Andrew Jackson later and it was the whole sandwhich baggy's bottem. well, considering I havent smoked much in the past week and a half... but then again it was bomb.

NOW! ahaha ok not now but still i dont rember

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Originally Posted by Kramerica

One of the first few times I got stoned, I tried to drive.
Not a good idea.
The road and the lines kept moving away from me no matter which way I steered or how straight I tried to keep it. Not to mention every car that was coming at me in the other lane caused me to stop completely in my lane. And I wasnt scared...I found this all funny as shit.
Luckily, the guy I was with was able to drive the rest of the way.
BTW, that has never happened to me again since.

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lol that is awsome, i used to drive stoned or smoke while driving all the time never had a prob., although i did get to laughing sometimes...

I was in my room with my room mate and he busted out with his 3 foot bong and I took like two hits. man, I GOT SO stoned I felt like I was melting into my bed but at the same time I was floating on top of it. My heart was racing, my sense of depth was warped, and I was hallucinating. I'll never forget it. :)

I smoked so much I felt like I was being ripped apart. and it feels good :) My head was like helium ballon straining to go up (i remeber looking in the mirror and seeing my kneck actually flexing so much my head shuck) and my feet were like lead plates. I eventually started to constantly fall and be laughing uncontrollably. It ended when I fell down 17 stairs, I then just laid there with shoes all over. laughing. laughing