heavy user, just found out about HFT in about 10 days

Hi all, I am a very heavy user going back about 10 yrs, last 2 of those has been strictly hydro grade. Well i knew i was going to be tested but figured it was a UA so i thought no big deal I have done this before. Well, turns out its a HFT and possibly a UA but def a HFT. Last herb session was last thursday night and I have short dark brown but really thick hair. My research tells me that Jerry G's method is my only chance, to get this job its in a small community where everyone i know and my family knows, knows that I have been offered the job, so i would rather save myself and my family this embarrassment.

I had my hair bleached with 40 volume today (4 days clean) and redyed and cut in a fade, where the longest is about an inch. I will be shaving everything but my eyebrows closer to test day. I have zydot, nexxus aloe rid treatment, and omni wash. I have been using the aloe rid and omni since the weekend and did a baking soda paste omni wash on sunday. I have also bought t-sal,t-gel,apple cider vinegar, and tide orignal, did a mini Macugo yesterday.

Does anybody have any thoughts of the best possible way to pass this thing? I plan on doing another bleach redye next wednesday, but I am not sure when the call is going to come from HR, good thing is test center is 30 miles away so coming up with an excuse not to go they day they call won't be so bad.

I am considering using HEET and or Gasoline on my head the night before. I am basically desperate at this point. Please help me out here guys, I have read and re-read hundreds if not thousands of posts since friday. Do I even stand a chance, or do i need to go have a come to Jesus talk with my future boss, who happens to be an elected official here, and would also suffer some major embarrassment due to my stupidity. Sorry for the long post but wanted to include all relevant info.