PRE-EMPLOYMENT DRUG TEST!! ( GIRLS )

Ok, so i am going to explain my experience here with you because not only did it HAVE to work, but i know what it feels like to be freaking out!

i recently got offered and hired for the job of my dreams!! it all happend to quickly.. within a week i was hired and told i need to drug test at lab corp within 72 hours! :wtf:

i was a VERY HEAVY smoker.. about 1-2 blunts a day EVERYDAY for about 6 months to year .. yeah.. i know. :rasta:

point is.. i was FREAKING OUT.. my anxiety was up the roof. i spent countless hours on forums and googling my best options to pass this drug test..

So, after hours and hours or research i had found my way... REAL HUMAN URINE (fresh ).. now i know some of you dont have someone who is willing to give you some clean urine ( i dont know what to tell you now, but goodluck with that ) .. at first, i purchased for about $40 some synthetic urine at my local smoke shop that came with the bottle with the temp strip and the urine, and a hand warmer. With my severe paranoia i could swear they would find out its fake urine.. but regardless i went in for my like 3rd interview and i activated my heating pad and went... and they did NOT drug test me that day!! whew..(paranoid) i had like i said 72 hours to get to a labcorp.

after reading countless bad and good reviews with synthetic urine i decided to ditch that idea.. i couldnt take the chance. So, come the day of the test.. i had my cousin ( similiar age to me ) who is clean come with me to the appoinement. we stopped at a walgreens across the street about 20 min before the test and i emptied out the bottle of the synthetic urine and i had a funnel and she peed in the bottle ( temp strip attached and all ) ..

NOW, you can make these bottles at home using a 2-4oz tavel sized bottle, and go to your local pet store.. they have the test strips that stick to the bottles that are used for fish aquariums.. i heard they were pretty cheap maybe $3-$5 dollars not very sure..

once she peed in the bottle i cleaned it up with some warm sink water.. got myself a cup of hot water at the same walgreens and was on my way.

I wore a pair of under armour leggins under some jeans, and i had practiced about 10 times before the test on how the temp would hold up ...
- heat it up with the hot water until about 110 degrees... hide it in my crotch ( yes i am a GIRL ) sort of like a pad.. and let the time run for about 45 min minutes as i would probably have to wait in the waiting room, and check the temp and how long it will hold up -

so anyway, after i heated up my cousin's urine in the hot water to about 110 degrees ( just dip in and out do NOT about 4 times .. DONT let it boil ) they heat up VERY fast.. i stuck it in my underwear like you would a pad..

i walked into the facility ( i am in Florida ) Labcorp,kept it cool obviously.. and i waited for about 25 minutes.. ( i would cross and uncross my legs ) the temp cant get TOO hot!

once i was called, i was told to wash my hands, and pee a certain amount with a test cup with an attach temp strip on the side..

i walked to the bathroom, of course no sink and cannot flush

and poured the pee into the cup, and used some of my own pee for the toilet. ( my 2oz bottle was more than enough )

i gave her the sample back at the PERFECT temperature, the urine looked as fresh as can be.. and she checked it off for temp, i signed some papers and was on my way..

Now, i have not heard back from my company with the results.. but i know my cousin has NEVER done drugs before, the urine was at the PERFECT temperature as fresh as can be... i also hear Labcorp calls you within 24 hours to let you know if you failed.. ( it's been 48 )

i was told i should hear back from them today so... fingers crossed.

dont waste your money on that fake shit or handwarmers.. your body is the perfect temp is stored correctly ... and risking it isnt worth it. PAY SOMEONE FOR THIER PEE.

IN CONCLUSION:
- STOP FREAKING OUT!!!!! TRUST ME!!!
-practice practice practice!!

i will let you guys know when i hear back.. :thumbsup:




- Oh, i also dont smoke anymore.. too much worries for me right now & not worth it for my job.. just saying. :cool: