Military drug testing

Im in desperate need of a quick way to detox if someone could please help i have very little time.

The situation im in is that I currently am enlisting for the AIRFORCE and i dont know if im going to MEPS next monday (9/17/12), i havent smoked for about 2 days now but i used to be a heavy user smoking about a g or 2 a day for atleast 3 months, but I dont recall a day when i havent smoked atleast 2 fat bowls or a blunt for about 2 years. Ive herd rumors about many different ways to detox in short amounts of time but Im not looking to spend the money on some bs detox drink thats only going to give me false hope in passing and just fuck me over in the end. I really need some good advice on what ways i should go about this, and dont say call my recruiter and reschedule bc my parents would know somethings up because they think i quit, but i never did, and if i fail the piss test ill be thrown out of my house forsure.

if anyone can seriously help me ASPA it would be greatly appreciated, and please dont give me any bullshit answers because its really just not worth my time, or your time bc i wont reply to you to give you the attention your looking for. This is a serious issue and could make or break my career as an aviation mechanic.

The only proven way to rid the body of THC is time and fat-burning exercise. There is no product that can do this.

Pick up a few THC test kits and test yourself so you can see where you actually stand. When testing yourself, be sure to use the first urination of the day.

i understand that thc takes time to get out of your system and ive been running atleast 1 mile every morning for about 3 days but im looking for something thats going to help speed up the detox process. im not planning on stopping my running routine i just need that extra boost to make it clear my system

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Originally Posted by cronictoke

i understand that thc takes time to get out of your system and ive been running atleast 1 mile every morning for about 3 days but im looking for something thats going to help speed up the detox process. im not planning on stopping my running routine i just need that extra boost to make it clear my system

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There is nothing else you can do. Your current exercise routine is all you can possibly do to expedite THCA unloading.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaateraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid!

I was in the Navy for 20 years.........so take this for what its worth. Whatever you do, DO NOT go to MEPS dirty. That will ensure youre career never gets started, once you "pop", there will be jobs and security clearances that you cant have regardless of waivers or not.

You'll pass dude don't worry.im pretty sure you are good.