Pre-employment test - need advice
Dear Burnt Toast,
Could you give me your friendly advice. I have a pre-employement ua coming up. I will have been "clean" for 25 days the day of the test. I am 5'5 140lb female that started smoking in March of this year. I smoked maybe once a day/every other day in small amounts. I have been taking CleanseSmart , a 30 day herbal-fiber detox thing that is supposed to help clean out the body safely. I have been running in the AM to help burn fat, taking these fiber supplements, drinking water, and freaking out. I have bought some drug test so that I can test before I go take the real ua test. The drug test I bought are supposed to help detect dillution as well so I figured that should help me because I plan on following N2's dillution advice... is there anything else I can do? Will the CleanseSmart help you think? You said not to take asprin and Niacin right? Did I mention I was freaking out? Thank you for your advice: I understand there are many variables involved and there is no definative answer. This is the job of a life time and I feel like a complete idiot :(
Pre-employment test - need advice
Quote:
I have been taking CleanseSmart , a 30 day herbal-fiber detox thing that is supposed to help clean out the body safely.
If you take ludicrous claims like this at face value, then I have a planet in another solar system thats for sale at a flea market price :rolleyes:
All "detox" products are nothing but a big scam to captialize on the so-called "war on drugs" by preying upon the uninformed and credulous, and taking their hard-earned cash. There is no product that can permanently rid the body of THC, despite what those absurd sales pitches would like the consumer to believe. The only proven way to permanently rid the body of THC is time and fat-burning exercise.
ALL detox products work via the principle of dilution (that is, when they do work at all). That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. You can spend up to $250 on a magic elixir, and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished by using just vitamin B2 and water.
Drinking water days or weeks before a U/A is of no help. THC is not water soluble. For more info, do a Forum Search with the terms "drinking water useless"
The topic of aspirin and niacin have been addressed many times throughout the DT forum. They can all be found by doing a Forum Search, with the terms "aspirin tech" and "niacin myth".
Since you picked up a THC test kit, test yourself 3 days before the scheduled U/A to see where you actually stand. When testing yourself, be sure to use the first urination of the day. If your test is positive there, then stop all exercise and be as dormant as possible until after the scheduled U/A. At this point, you have 2 viable options:
- Substitution - Find a clean person or synthetic. Tips can be found by reading up on N2's Substitution sticky thread.
- Dilution - 3 days before the scheduled U/A, start loading up on creatine in preparation to utilize N2's Dilution method on the day of the U/A.
Pre-employment test - need advice
Thank you for your help... it's just a very large amount of info to take in at one time. I appreciate your time. Please send your positive karma my way so that I may pass.
Pre-employment test - need advice
Quote:
it's just a very large amount of info to take in at one time.
Theres no such thing - particularly if passing the test and securing that job is important to you (as you have so expressed at the end of your opening post).
