New guy needs some advise. Anything would be great but if you could provide resources

Ok so here it is. Ive been smoking for the past two years. However, when i smoke I usually take one hit and call it good. About 3 hours later ill take another hit....then call it good. Im not one for smoking a whole joint or sitting around taking bong hits. I can make an 8th last me about a week.

This past month i haven't really had any bud around so daily has been cut down to every other day or just when I go to my bro's house. Two weeks ago i was at a party and it was pretty much game on. All in all i think i may have taken 6 hits of some mid grade. Last weekend I was at another party but only took 3 hits off some low grade shwag.

Well.... I just got a job offer on monday working for the fed. They are goin to piss test me and its going to be sent off to the lab to get the results. this is going to happen in 10 days. Im 6'1 and weigh 195. Ive been running a mile.... ok last night was the first time i ran...lol

So now you have the background I got a few questions.....

1) I want to sub but I cant find any updated reviews and im sure the labs test for synthetic. I was thinking about grabbing my homies ..... dude is super clean..
Problem is.. im taking it at the military base. they will give me privacy but dont really no how much privacy.
2) Masking.... do these really work? Last time ive seen these it looked like someone drank a glow stick
3) was thinking about diluting.... but dont no how clean i am right now. and I dont want it to come out crystal clear.
3) Can a home test give me an idea of where im at? are the comparable to lab tests.

Any advise would be awesome. Advise like Iv e heard or I know of someone who.... is all ive seen so really dont want any of those thanks though. Some info to back up your advise would be super cool but if it cant be provided I understand cuz I aint found shit either lol.

Resources are right here man. Look up on the drug testing forums, there's bound to be information that will be useful for you.

can you specify about the military thing? is the military giving you a drug test? if it's one of their drug test it's no different than a drug test peoples parents give them and you can dilute the $(*# out of it and pass. sub is the best option but like i said im kinda in fog by the military aspect to it. if you're in the military someone will be right there watching the urine come out you so subbing is almost out the question(whizzantor expection but thats still a little risky). if you know when the drug test is i'd hit up the dilution sticky or try to talk to someone who has taken test their before.

Ive looked around this forum and have found the answers to most of the questions asked.

Back when I was younger I would smoke to just get baked (bong hits 1 after another after another). Now I take a toke and im good for a while. About 3 or 4 hours later Ill take another. LOL Im a 1 hit wonder.

So would that be classified as a heavy smoker?

Im not in the military so I'll have my privacy. I would like to try and pass the test legit but I have a sub ready for plan B. Thing is... im goin to go and get a home test and was also wondering how that is comparable to lab tests.

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im goin to go and get a home test and was also wondering how that is comparable to lab tests.

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You'll have your answers to this question by doing a Forum Search, using the terms "assays function same principle"

Took an at home.. passed it. Decided to buy another and took it this morning using the first piss of the day....Passed that too! I think im good to go.

Hey I just wanted to say that this forum is very useful and has great info on here. I apologize for the being a noob and really not searching through the threads properly.

Ya no if it wasn't places like this and a knowledgeable forum members and admins people would still be drinking bleach and taking hand fulls of niacin to get them selves clean.

Thanks burnt toast for showing me where i needed to go. Later duder